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Funny Wise Guy Quotes & Sayings
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She got her looks from her father. He's a plastic surgeon.
Unknown
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Some folks are wise and some otherwise.
Josh Billings
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Either he's dead or my watch has stopped.
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Anyone who says he can see through women is missing a lot.
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I feel lazy. In fact, I'm feeling lazier than the guy who drew the Japanese flag.
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You remind me of the black guy on The Office, because you're the black guy in our office.
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Wise men profit more from fools than fools from wise men; for the wise men shun the mistakes of fools, but fools do not imitate the successes of the wise
Lyn Yutang
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Christoph Waltz is stunning, an insanely nice guy. He is not only a ridiculously good actor, he is also really funny, helpful, and a good colleague. I like his work ethic. I mean, the guy has won an Oscar and despite that he is receptive, open-minded, and not the least bit snooty. And Reese Witherspoon is the same. It may be the nicest cast that I have worked with yet, a really great experience.
Robert Pattinson
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If you can count your money, you don't have a billion dollars.
JP Getty
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Never trust a computer you can't throw out a window.
Steve Wozniak
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Man does not control his own fate. The women in his life do that for him.
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Why is Christmas just like a day at the office? You do all the work and the fat guy with the suit gets all the credit.
Unknown
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A word to the wise ain't necessary -- it's the stupid ones that need the advice.
Bill Cosby
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It's so funny that people specify that year because in a way it was the biggest battle for me health wise.
Brady Anderson
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My play was a complete success. The audience was a failure.
Ashleigh Brilliant
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Wise men make proverbs, but fools repeat them.
Samuel Palmer
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I don't at all like knowing what people say of me behind my back. It makes me far too conceited.
Oscar Wilde
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So you still think that guy's funny?
Mickey Mouse
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You got one guy going boom, one guy going whack, and one guy not getting in the endzone.
John Madden
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The fool don't think he is wise, but the wise man knows himself to be a fool.
William Shakespeare
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