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Funny Wise Guy Quotes & Sayings
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I am kind of paranoid in reverse. I suspect people of plotting to make me happy.
J D Salinger
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Tobey's a mellow, cool guy. He's just a good guy. I know that's not the answer you want, and I don't mean that as the political thing to say, but he's a nice guy.
Neil Patrick Harris
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Gibbs is like a great hunting dog, he is just the guy you want in your fox hole, he is just the guy you want to ride the river with, I don't know if he's the guy you want to have dinner with.
Mark Harmon
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Im just a funny guy who knows how to act.
Charlie Day
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Wise men profit more from fools than fools from wise men; for the wise men shun the mistakes of fools, but fools do not imitate the successes of the wise.
Niccolo Machiavelli
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Do not be wise in words, be wise in deeds.
Jewish Proverb
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It's fun to play a guy who's honestly fearless...Yes, he's driven by a fear of losing power, but this guy will do anything. And I love an unedited guy without boundaries of that sort.
Kelsey Grammer
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The fool who knows he is a fool is for that very reason wise. The fool who thinks himself wise is the greatest fool of all.
Anonymous
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But think of the last guy. For one minute, think of the last guy. Nobody's got it worse than that guy. Nobody in the whole world.
Arlo Guthrie
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You know, the blond guy plays the good guy and I play the bad part, the bad guys. Which is a lot of fun. Playing the bad guy is great. And it's the whole British thing. You know, in so many films the bad guy is British. Gary Oldman makes a living doing that.
Matt Robinson
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Sorry that guy you dumped is now rich and famous.
Unknown
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Did you hear about the guy whose whole left side got cut off? He's all right now.
Unknown
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Sylvester Stallone is very funny and he's a great guy to hang out with.
Eric Roberts
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I think of the guy who isnt afraid to pull up his sleeves and get some work done, the guy who knows how to treat a woman, opens the door for her, protects her and brings home the bacon any way he can. He tries his best each and every day to live in a way he can be proud of. A guy who would stop at nothing to make sure his family is safe and taken care of and a guy who takes pride in how he looks but doesnt spend hours in front of the mirror getting ready.
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A wise man once told me, no matter how HOT she is, somebody somewhere is sick of her.
Unknown
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Hes a guy who gets up at six oclock in the morning regardless of what time it is.
Lou Deva
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Opera is when a guy gets stabbed in the back and instead of bleeding, sings.
Ed Gardner
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Sorry the guy you spent so much time pretending to like lost the election.
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How can you spot the blind guy at the nudist colony? It's not hard.
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Dear Crush, don't be scared if a fat guy in a red suit snatches you away on Christmas Eve. Sincerely, You Were On My Wish List.
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