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I'm majoring in Trophy Wife with a minor in mi.f.
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A liberated woman is one who has s.. before marriage and a job after.
Gloria Steinem
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Marriage is for women the commonest mode of livelihood, and the total amount of undesired s.. endured by women is probably greater in marriage than in prostitution.
Bertrand Russell
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If it tastes funny, don't eat it. If it looks funny, call a doctor. If it is funny, it must have been something I said.
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I'm not so funny. Gilda was funny. I'm funny on camera sometimes. In life, once in a while. Once in a while. But she was funny. She spent more time worrying about being liked than anything else.
Gene Wilder
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An archaeologist is the best husband a woman can have. The older she gets the more interested he is in her.
Agatha Christie
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If women could read minds, every second man will get slapped.
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Women have a wonderful instinct about things. They can discover everything except the obvious.
Oscar Wilde
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There is one thing I would break up over and that is if she caught me with another woman. I wouldn't stand for that.
Steve Martin
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There are worse occupations in this world than feeling a woman's pulse.
Laurence Sterne
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I saw a woman wearing a sweatshirt with 'Guess' on it. I said, 'Thyroid problem?'
Emo Philips
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Women think giving birth is painful, try playing call of duty with lag.
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Ah, women. They make the highs higher and the lows more frequent.
Fredrick Nietzsche
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Run for office? No. I've slept with too many women, I've done too many drugs, and I've been to too many parties.
George Clooney
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Being divorced is an extremely useful way to fool women into believing you're capable of commitment.
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The three words women most want to hear from a man are, "You lost weight".
Lori Gottlieb
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A woman is like a tea bag. She only knows her strength when put in hot water.
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First rule of cleavage: it's not how low you go, but where and when you show.
Elisabeth Dale
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Sometimes I wonder if men and women really suit each other. Perhaps they should live next door and just visit now and then.
Katherine Hepburn
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Instead of getting married again, I'm going to find a woman I don't like and just give her a house.
Lewis Grizzard
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