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Funny You Would Die Laughing Quotes & Sayings
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Most people would sooner die than think; in fact, they do so.
Bertrand Russell
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Whoever has the luck to be born a character can laugh even at death. Because a character will never die! A man will die, a writer, the instrument of creation: but what he has created will never die!
Luigi Pirandello
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I believe I'm going to die doing the things I was born to do. I believe I'm going to die high off the people. I believe I'm going to die a revolutionary in the international revolutionary proletarian struggle.
Fred Hampton
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Happiness is being retired and spending all of my kids' inheritance before I die!
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I'd never been in play long enough for the flowers to die in the dressing room.
Mercedes McCambridge
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Dear Diet, The word die is in your name. Sincerely, And you wonder why no one likes you...
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I want to die in my sleep like my grandfather... Not screaming and yelling like the passengers in his car.
Will Shriner
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I keep thinking of how much I love talking to you.. How good you look when you smile. How much I love your laugh. I day-dream about you off and on, replaying pieces of our conversation; laughing at funny things that you said or did.. I've memorized your face & the way that you look at me.. I catch myself smiling again at what I imagine.. I wonder what will happen the next time we are together & even though nothing will come out of this, I know one thing for sure, for once.. I don't care, I cherish every moment I have with you.
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You know how they say when you die, your whole life flashes before you? Well do you get to see what happened all the nights you blacked out?
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God put me on earth to accompish a certain number of things. Right now I am so far behind, I will never die.
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The only advantage of exercising every day is that you die healthier.
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Many people die at twenty five and aren't buried until they are seventy five.
Max Frisch
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You don't stop laughing because you grow older. You grow older because you stop laughing.
Maurice Chevalier
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Tragedy is when I cut my finger. Comedy is when you fall into an open sewer and die.
Mel Brooks
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There's no worse feeling than that millisecond you're sure you are going to die after leaning your chair back a little too far.
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Ways to die: steal my food, touch me, look through my phone.
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When I die, will someone please go to my funeral dressed like the Grim Reaper? You don't say anything, just stand there...
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I quit flying years ago. I don't want to die with tourists.
Billy Bob Thornton
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I'd jump in front of a bus for you...As long as its not moving.
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Good Christian people, I am come hither to die, for according to the law, and by the law I am judged to die, and therefore I will speak nothing against it. I am come hither to accuse no man, nor to speak anything of that, whereof I am accused and condemned to die.
Anne Boleyn
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