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George Carlin Christmas Quotes & Sayings
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I wish we could put up some of the Christmas spirit in jars and open a jar of it every month.
Harlan Miller
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Christmas is the season for kindling the fire of hospitality in the hall, the genial flame of charity in the heart.
Washington Irving
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Smile, sing and be glad! It's Christmas! It's Christmas! Merry Christmas to you and your family! May the blessings of the Lord remain with you today and forever!
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Why is Christmas just like a day at the office? You do all the work and the fat guy with the suit gets all the credit.
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The joy of brightening other lives, bearing each others' burdens, easing other's loads and supplanting empty hearts and lives with generous gifts becomes for us the magic of Christmas.
W C Jones
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Behind the flickering lights, the presents and the food, Christmas is a time for forgiveness, compassion and friendship. Let us all remember and enjoy this season with love in our hearts.
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I stopped believing in Santa Claus when my mother took me to see him in a department store, and he asked for my autograph.
Shirley Temple
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Those who dance are considered insane by those who cannot hear the music.
George Carlin
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Were having something a little different this year for Thanksgiving. Instead of a turkey, were having a swan. You get more stuffing.
George Carlin
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If churches want to play the game of politics, let them pay admission like everyone else.
George Carlin
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If it's true that our species is alone in the universe, then I'd have to say the universe aimed rather low and settled for very little.
George Carlin
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I am is reportedly the shortest sentence in the English language. Could it be that I do is the longest sentence?
George Carlin
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Baseball is the only major sport that appears backward in a mirror
George Carlin
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We're having something a little different this year for Thanksgiving. Instead of a turkey, we're having a swan. You get more stuffing.
George Carlin
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Frisbeetarianism is the belief that when you die, your soul goes up on the roof and gets stuck.
George Carlin
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I put a dollar in one of those change machines. Nothing changed.
George Carlin
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Let a smile be your umbrella, and you'll end up with a face full of rain.
George Carlin
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Weather forecast for tonight: dark.
George Carlin
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I did stand-up. I loved George Carlin and Steve Martin.
Steve Buscemi
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There are nights when the wolves are silent and only the moon howls.
George Carlin
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