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George Carlin Christmas Quotes & Sayings
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May my sweetheart's life be filled with millions of reasons to smile. May everyday be a day worth looking forward to. I'm sending you all my love this Christmas. Merry Christmas to you sweetheart.
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Love is such a wonderful feeling. Waking up to a Christmas morning with the one you love makes it even more exciting. Baby thank you for being such an angel in my life. I love you so much. Merry Christmas.
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Mail your packages early so the Post Office can lose them in time for Christmas.
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One of the most glorious messes in the world is the mess created in the living room on Christmas day. Don't clean it up too quickly.
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He who has no Christmas in his heart will never find Christmas under a tree.
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As long as we know in our hearts what Christmas ought to be, Christmas is.
Eric Sevareid
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Christmas is the time of the year where we forget about our problems. For one moment, everyone is rejoiced and we all share love If one cannot get a Christmas as it's supposed to be, then I fear our world has shrunk too much to revive again.
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I thank God for Christmas. Would that it lasted all year. For on Christmas Eve, and Christmas Day, all the world is a better place, and men and women are more loveable. Love itself seeps into every heart, and miracles happen.
Peter Marshall
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The next time they give you all that civic bullshit about voting, keep in mind that Hitler was elected in a full, free democratic election.
George Carlin
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When I was a kid, if a guy got killed in a western movie I always wondered who got his horse
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One good reason to only maintain a small circle of friends is that three out of four murders are committed by people who know the victim.
George Carlin
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I was thinking about how people seem to read the Bible a whole lot more as they get older; then it dawned on me - they're cramming for their final exam.
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One good reason to only maintain a small circle of friends is that three out of four murders are committed by people who know the victim.
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It is Christmas in the heart that puts Christmas in the air.
W T Ellis
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There is no connection between the worship of idols and the use of Christmas trees. We should not be anxious about baseless arguments against Christmas decorations. Rather, we should be focused on the Christ of Christmas and giving all diligence to remembering the real reason for the season.
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When Thomas Edison worked late into the night on the electric light, he had to do it by gas lamp or candle. I'm sure it made the work seem that much more urgent.
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I remember when I was a kid I used to come home from Sunday School and my mother would get drunk and try to make pancakes
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Dear Santa, Please send your credit card numbers. its only fair since youre getting the credit for the gifts, that you should start paying for them also...
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The one thing women don't want to find in their stockings on Christmas morning is their husband.
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Smile, sing and be glad! It's Christmas! It's Christmas! Merry Christmas to you and your family! May the blessings of the Lord remain with you today and forever!
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