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If churches want to play the game of politics, let them pay admission like everyone else.
George Carlin
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If it's true that our species is alone in the universe, then I'd have to say the universe aimed rather low and settled for very little.
George Carlin
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We're having something a little different this year for Thanksgiving. Instead of a turkey, we're having a swan. You get more stuffing.
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I put a dollar in one of those change machines. Nothing changed.
George Carlin
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Those who dance are considered insane by those who cannot hear the music.
George Carlin
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When you step on the brakes your life is in your foot's hands.
George Carlin
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By and large, language is a tool for concealing the truth.
George Carlin
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There are nights when the wolves are silent and only the moon howls.
George Carlin
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Weather forecast for tonight: dark.
George Carlin
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I couldn't commit suicide if my life depended on it
George Carlin
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I did stand-up. I loved George Carlin and Steve Martin.
Steve Buscemi
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Standing ovations have become far too commonplace. What we need are ovations where the audience members all punch and kick one another.
George Carlin
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Most people work just hard enough not to get fired and get paid just enough money not to quit.
George Carlin
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Isnt it a bit unnerving that doctors call what they do 'practice?'
George Carlin
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When you're born you get a ticket to the freak show. When you're born in America, you get a front row seat.
George Carlin
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The Religious Right dislikes both abortions and homos..uality. But who has fewer abortions than gays?
George Carlin
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Why is there so much controversy about drug testing? I know plenty of guys who would be willing to test any drug they could come up with
George Carlin
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Why is there so much controversy about drug testing? I know plenty of guys who would be willing to test any drug they could come up with
George Carlin
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Instead of warning pregnant women not to drink, I think female alcoholics should be told not to fu...
George Carlin
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Have you ever noticed that anybody driving slower than you is an idiot, and anyone going faster than you is a maniac?
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