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Dusting is a good example of the futility of trying to put things right. As soon as you dust, the fact of your next dusting has already been established.
George Carlin
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Electricity is really just organized lightning.
George Carlin
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The more syllables a euphemism has, the further divorced from reality it is
George Carlin
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Most people with low self-esteem have earned it
George Carlin
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I have as much authority as the Pope, I just don't have as many people who believe it.
George Carlin
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To this day I don't ever remember seeing a pet inside Moscow, I never saw anyone carrying a dog, or leading a dog. Err I finally saw a, a pet some years later in Kiev, so I thought that life must have been, different.
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I have a Lab, it's fun to hang out and hike with the dog, people come up to him, and pet him, it's fun.
George Eads
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Little-known fact: When the stock exchange closes, the guy who comes out on the balcony with that big hammer slams it on the head of the person who lost the most money that day
George Carlin
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Marry an orphan: you'll never have to spend boring holidays with the in-laws.
George Carlin
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Death is caused by swallowing small amounts of saliva over a long period of time.
George Carlin
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What are you going to do, play with your prick for another 20 to 30 years,>Read People Magazine your whole life...? Take a freakin' chance!
George Carlin
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I'm completely in favor of the separation of Church and State. My idea is that these two institutions screw us up enough on their own, so both of them together is certain death.
George Carlin
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At a formal dinner party, the person nearest death should always be seated closest to the bathroom.
George Carlin
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I think it would be interesting if old people got anti-Alzheimer's disease where they slowly began to recover other people's lost memories.
George Carlin
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Religion is just mind control
George Carlin
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Religion is just mind control
George Carlin
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When someone is impatient and says, I haven't got all day, I always wonder, How can that be? How can you not have all day?
George Carlin
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If you think there's a solution, you're part of the problem
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Instead of warning pregnant women not to drink, I think female alcoholics should be told not to fu..
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Little-known fact: When the stock exchange closes, the guy who comes out on the balcony with that big hammer slams it on the head of the person who lost the most money that day.
George Carlin
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