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Getting Drunk And High Jokes Quotes & Sayings
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Being drunk makes walking places hard.
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I hate being around a bunch of drunk a.. adults.
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I'm pretty sure being overly tired gives off somewhat of the same impression of being drunk.
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Jokes are better than war. Even the most aggressive jokes are better than the least aggressive wars. Even the longest jokes are better than the shortest wars.
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You know you are drunk if you swerve to miss a tree than realize it is the air freshener hanging from your mirror.
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Thank you drunk dude standing next to me. I didn't plan on being soaked in beer but now that you mention it, it feels kinda nice...
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Listen, I'm not an alcoholic, alcoholics go to meetings. I'm a drunk, we go to parties.
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Being drunk doesn't change who you are, it reveals it.
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Get drunk! get drunk! Act a fool up in the club.
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Being drunk is a beautiful thing sometimes.
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Being drunk doesn't change who you are, it reveals it.
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Getting drunk after a hard day of being sober.
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But wait guys, being drunk is cute right?
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The proper behavior all through the holiday season is to be drunk. This drunkenness culminates on New Year's Eve, when you get so drunk you kiss the person you're married to.
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Elementary school: 'He told me to!' Middle school: 'It was a dare!' High School: 'I was drunk'
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Drunk people run stop signs, high people wait for them to turn green.
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The proper behavior all through the holiday season is to be drunk. This drunkenness culminates on New Years Eve, when you get so drunk you kiss the person youre married to.
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I hate inconsiderate drunk people. So basically I hate all drunk people. Unless I too, am drunk.
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Everybody gets too drunk sometimes; and even if everybody didn't, I have gotten too drunk sometimes. I haven't hurt anybody. In Ireland we drink a lot. It's part of our culture. I like drinking. I don't think it's a bad thing.
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The proper behavior all through the holiday season is to be drunk. This drunkenness culminates on New Year's Eve, when you get so drunk you kiss the person you're married to.
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