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God Made Beer Quotes & Sayings
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mmmmmmm. donuts/beer/erotic cakes.
Homer Simpson
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Put it back in the horse! [on tasting his first American beer].
H Allen Smith
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In the first place God made idiots; that was for practice; then he made school boards.
Mark Twain
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Beauty lies in the hands of the beer holder.
Unknown
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You can do anything with beer that you can do with wine. Beer is great for basting or marinating meat and fish.
Grant Wood
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Give me a woman who loves beer and I will conquer the world.
Kaiser Wilhelm
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In the first place, God made idiots. That was for practice. Then he made school boards.
Mark Twain
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She came onto him like a slow movin' cold front -- His beer was warmer than the look in her eyes.
John Hiatt
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She came onto him like a slow movin' cold front -- His beer was warmer than the look in her eyes.
John Hiatt
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A fine beer may be judged with only one sip, but it's better to be thoroughly sure.
Czech Proverb
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I do like beer, but lately I've started drinking non-alcoholic beer and I like the taste of it and I don't get the alcohol, so that's a good alternative also.
Mike Ditka
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Why do beer companies bother with an expiration date...it's never going to make it anywhere near that!
Unknown
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God made the Idiot for practice, and then He made the School Board.
Mark Twain
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You can't be a real country unless you have a beer and an airline. It helps if you have some kind of a football team, or some nuclear weapons, but at the very least you need a beer.
Frank Zappa
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You can never buy beer, you just rent it.
Archie Bunker
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Apparently beer contains female hormones. After you drink enough you can neither drive nor shut the hell up!
Tufail Mehraj
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I never had one beer. If I bought a six-pack of beer, I kept drinking till all six beers were gone. You have to have that kind of understanding about yourself. I haven't had a drink now in 12 years.
Samuel L Jackson
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Geography has made us neighbors. History has made us friends. Economics has made us partners, and necessity has made us allies. Those whom God has so joined together, let no man put asunder.
John F Kennedy
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It's mostly Mars Bars and peanuts and cheese and you go to the fridge and there's Red Bull and Beer. It's not like people are holding me down and pouring beer in my face.
Graham Coxon
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Ive been in a lot of trouble. Ive been arrested a bunch of times. I fu..ed around for a while, so now I dont drink any more. Drinking is shitty for me, I dont know how to compose myself I dont know how to drink like a gentleman. When I drink, I get crazy. I have never had a beer because I like the taste of beer. I always had a beer to get fu..ed up.
Shia Labeouf
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