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A husband is living proof that a wife can take a joke.
Hussein Nishah
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I went to a fancy french restaurant called "Deja Vu." The headwaiter said, "Don't I know you?"
Rod Schmidt
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Some of those more out-there jokes were written in the wee hours of the morning. Somehow, they remained funny the next day.
Seth MacFarlane
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I don't care what the haters and naysayers say. If they make jokes about me, I'll laugh because they'll probably be funny.
Paula Deen
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I'm probably going to get in trouble for this but 'American Dad' is one of my favourite shows. It gets very dark in places but the jokes are there.
Donald Glover
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Family jokes, though rightly cursed by strangers, are the bond that keeps most families alive.
Stella Benson
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The only joy I get from these parties is standing around telling mean-spirited jokes at other people's expense. -Ed Wuncler
Boondocks
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So I rang up British Telecom, I said 'I want to report a nuisance caller', he said 'Not you again'.
Frank Carson
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Every word that you say keeps on bouncing around in my head. When all my delusions of grandeur have turned into bad jokes instead.
Mike Posner
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I think I'd be a good mother. Maybe a little overprotective. Like I would never let the kid out, of my body.
Wendy Liebman
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I used to be a watchmaker. It was a great job and I made my own hours.
Nikhil Saluja
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Times change. The farmer's daughter now tells jokes about the traveling salesman.
Carey Williams
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A blind man walks into a bar...and a table...and a chair.
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I shook hands with a friendly Arab. I still have my right arm to prove it.
Spike Milligan
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I went to a meeting for premature ejaculators. I left early.
Jack Benny
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One of the great things about kids is, they haven't heard a lot of the old jokes. You can get away with the corny ones.
Fred Willard
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I met this guy who said he loved children, then I found out he was on parole for it.
Monica Piper
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The main jokes in this film are about big things, love and life and zombies - we all get that.
Simon Pegg
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ni...s wanna crack jokes just to get close to me. Hope you know that I'm strapped like I supposed to be.
Rick Ross
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Some mornings it just doesn't seem worth it to gnaw through the leather straps.
Emo Philips
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