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Simba was walking too slow, so I told him to Mufasa.
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Zac Efron is like a brother who's just goofy and crazy. He plays a lot of practical jokes.
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I think the more the actor lets you know what he thinks of the character, the less the audience cares - like a comedian who laughs at his own jokes.
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