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On being a real party girl: That depends. Youve got to define party girl. If you mean Im a walking good time, then hells yeah. But Im not wasted and stumbling out of clubs and getting DUIs. Im not that kind of party girl. I may be blonde and fun as balls, but Im not a moron.
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I remember when I first came out on the Tour. I was hitting practice balls and Sam Snead and Bob Goalby were next to me. Snead said, 'Who in the hell is this guy? He has a loud mouth and an unorthodox swing.' Goalby said, 'Don't worry Sam, he'll linger but he won't last'.
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I'm gonna slash and gash, cut another hole in your ass. I spill blood on the walls, then play tennis with your balls. If the phone rings, don't answer the call. Gonna slit your throat, fu.. you like a goat, peel your foreskin off and make a winter coat. Peace! -The Killer
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I'm just a rose in weeds, and I arose with reasons, to stay on this road I lead, till I leave with what I sold, my soul indeed, leave my son with the sum of what I sold in deeds. I'm foldin yall, probably headed for the pin like bowling balls, kept it directed at the pen and wrote it for yall.
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Sometimes dodging the curve balls that life brings sounds better than taking the next move. Everything happens for a reason; it makes us who we are. With faith on our side, we embrace, hold on, and stand strong.
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I'd been playing in bands for something like seven years at this point. And we were always trying to get ahead, trying to rehearse and sound professional. But then I go to see the Jam Band (Joe Perry and Tom Hamilton's band before Aerosmith), and it blew me away. I wasn't expecting too much. Then they got up there and did 'Rattlesnake Shake' by Fleetwood Mac. And I said to myself, 'That's it. These guys suck - they can't even tune their instruments. But they have a great groove going that's better than any fu.. I've ever had.' I just knew that if I could show them a little of what I knew, with the looseness and balls that they showed up there, then we'd really have something.
Aerosmith
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For people who have... had curve balls thrown at them, it is easier to digest change and digest change in other people. Change only scares the small-minded. The small-minded and me.
Casey Affleck
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The butterfly's beauty was vaguely visible in the shroud of society For her alone it was an adventure big enough for both of us Time has done nothing but saturate our minds with inspiration An eye for natural and a heart that doesn't waver to protect it Separation has allow us to flourish into amorphous balls of existence Splendor, aptitude, customs, passion are we now rich with The more wholesome our companionship will be An eternal friendship that lies on top of A connection A bond A tie A link A river which flows Guides us to an unknown region A vacant cove few have traveled The current that flows The explanation love.
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When I walk around, sometimes people recognize me from things they've seen me in, TV or whatever. And they'd say, you know, stuff, and a lot of times, I wouldn't hear what they'd said because I had headphones on. So, I kinda just go, 'Cool, man. Glad you like the show.' And I'd just keep walking. And this one guy said something to me one time, and I went, 'Cool, man. Glad you like the show.' And then right when I walked past him, I realized, 'Oh, man, that guy didn't say anything about the show.' He went, 'Hey, man, your fly's down.' And I went, 'Cool, man. Glad you like the show. Glad you like seeing my d..k pop out of my pants. Come back next week, you can see one of my balls.'
Aziz Ansari
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