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Ground Hog Day Funny Quotes & Sayings
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Happy Valentine's Day! And if this is news to you, my guess is you're probably alone. Valentine's Day is often times a, well, it's a manufactured day that really doesn't mean anything.
Jon Stewart
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Flying is learning to throw yourself at the ground and miss.
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An ungrateful man is like a hog under a tree eating acorns, but never looking up to see where they come from
Timothy Dexter
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Dont hog that spliff, it doesnt grow on trees man.
Unknown
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Stand your ground and fu.. everyone else. At the end of the day you only have yourself.
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Stand your ground...Because at the end of the day, you're the only person you have.
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Today is Valentine's Day - or, as men like to call it, Extortion Day!
Jay Leno
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If you keep your feet firmly on the ground, you'll have trouble putting on your pants.
Unknown
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Whenever life sucks, remember youre going to die someday. So, any day above ground is a good day.
Unknown
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Best thing about Friday is telling my coworkers 'What is the chip-shop owner's favorite day? Fry-day!!!!' One day they will laugh. One day...
Unknown
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Pa, he always said a man had to look spry for himself, because nobody would do it for him; your opportunities didn't come knocking around, you had to hunt them down and hog-time them.
Louis L'Amour
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One disadvantage of being a hog is that at any moment some blundering fool may try to make a silk purse out of your wife's ear.
J B Morton
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It's funny how a hello is always accompanied with a goodbye. It's funny how good memories can make you cry, it's funny how forever never seems to last, it's funny how much you would lose if you forgot about your past, it's funny how friends can just leave when you're down, it's funny how when you need someone they never are around, it's funny how people change and think they're so much better, it's funny how some many lies are packed into one love letter, it's funny how one night can hold so much regret, it's funny how you can forgive but not forget, it's funny how ironic life turns out to be, but the funniest part of all, is that none of that is funny to me.
Unknown
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Now I see that going out into the testing ground of men it is the tongue and not the deed that wins the day.
Sophocles
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I have a dream, and a plan, to combine the commercial possibilities of Valentine's Day with the substance and meaning of black history month. I call it: Blackentine's Day.
Mo Rocca
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I was a broke student whose car broke down every day who could barely afford to eat and was trying to make money for tuition and, therefore, was doing the odd commercial here and there. So, now I just try very hard to keep my feet planted on the ground. I keep reminding myself that any day now I could go back to that broken-down car and my university life.
Evangeline Lilly
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These guys live and breathe football; they get something out of going to the training ground every day.
Alan Hansen
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They say, the solution to every problem is the length from your knees, to the ground. Goodmorning all, have a blessed day.
Unknown
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May your day be touched with sunshine your heart overflow with love & your soul sing with hope. May everything in your life sparkle with a radiance that comes only from happiness. Happy Boss Day!
Unknown
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Have my mind moving faster than that hog in the hedges welcome to the dark recesses where I keep my bars like bath tub ledges.
Lupe Fiasco
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