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Ground Hog Day Funny Quotes & Sayings
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A mother's love is the fuel that enables a normal human bring to do the impossible.
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Happy Leap Day! Enjoy it while it's here...because like a Kobe Bryant pass, it only occurs once every 4 years...
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I feel sorry for people who don't drink. When they wake up in the morning, that's as good as they're going to feel all day.
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Age is the most terrible misfortune that can happen to any man; other evils will mend, this is every day getting worse.
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Let's honor Canada today by letting high school kids drink legally.
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If laying in my bed for the rest of the day is wrong, then I don't want to be right.
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I'd dress up as Siri for Halloween if my life didn't already entail being asked stupid questions all day.
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On the sixth day, God created the platypus. And God said: lets see the evolutionists try and figure this one out.
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You remind me of Christopher Columbus in that you're always discovering things people knew about years ago.
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America's one of the finest countries anyone ever stole.
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Save a boyfriend for a rainy day - and another, in case it doesn't rain.
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To all the beautiful mothers and soon to be mothers who gave us life and love, wishing you a happy mother's day!
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If I wrote a National Coming Out Day card to give to my parents, it would say, 'Roses are red, Violets are blue, I'm a lesbian, and so is Aunt Phyllis.'
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Shout out to all the people born in 1928 celebrating their 21st birthday! Happy Leap Day!
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Give a man a fish and he eats for a day. Teach him how to fish and you get rid of him all weekend.
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Let's celebrate our country's birthday with a lavish display of fireworks we can't afford because of our country's disastrous economy.
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I am ready to meet my Maker. Whether my Maker is prepared for the ordeal of meeting me is another matter.
Winston Churchill
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So to me, Texas Hold 'em puts me to sleep. At least when you play stud, you can be funny as you deal. Somebody some day is going to come up with a Stud show that's going to work.
Joseph Bologna
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