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Hair Jokes Quotes & Sayings
Showing search results for "Hair Jokes" sorted by relevance. 500 matching entries found.
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I had beautiful wavy hair and a waxed mustache.
Curly Howard
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We know you have long hair and dont care, so stop bragging about it.
Unknown
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Dont let the spike hair fool you, like Im not a bi....
Jersey Shore
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Would like to kiss and carress. Rub down every strand of hair on my chest.
Shaggy
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Thanks for always holding my hair back when I vomit.
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The hamburger meat looks like Vinny's chest hair!
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I just noticed I have facial hair today. Is this what becoming a man feels like?
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Long on hair, short on brains
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I hate it when other people's hair tickles me.
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He might try to put a weave in his nut hair.
Insane Clown Posse
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I don't consider myself bald, I'm just taller than my hair.
Lucius Annaeus Seneca
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When I was growing up, I always thought my hair was messy.
Julia Louis-Dreyfus
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Fixes her hair to look good for someone who waits in a car to go to a motel.
Silverstein
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Wit is a weapon. Jokes are a masculine way of inflicting superiority. But humor is the pursuit of a gentle grin, usually in solitude.
Frank Muir
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This is our lance. See, you're making me laugh about this now, because there have been a few jokes on the set about what they actually look like. But, see, I personally think they'd be a great toy. So... just batteries aren't included.
Kevin Sorbo
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I stepped on a cornflake this morning...I'm a cereal killer now!
Unknown
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My mom was a little weird. When I was little she would make chocolate frosting. And she'd let me lick the beaters. And then she'd turn them off.
Marty Cohen
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So many people have no sense of humor, whatsoever! Everyone knows that it is my job to tell the jokes, that's what I do...so if you have thin skin, then I guess we won't be hanging out.
Kathy Griffin
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You can trust a Neil Simon script. Every dot. Every dash; that pause means something. He takes all the jokes out, practically.
Hector Elizondo
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You know, somebody actually complimented me on my driving today. They left a little note on the windscreen, it said 'Parking Fine.' So that was nice.
Tommy Cooper
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