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Hair Jokes Quotes & Sayings
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Extendo clip, extendo roll. When your girl leave me she need a hair salon. Hair weave killer, goin on a trapathon. See I done have more bars than Pakistan.
2 Chainz
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I once went a week without washing my hair and I did it deliberately because I wanted the natural oils to mend my hair. It didn't smell, surprisingly, and no one commented on it. They probably thought, Oh it's just Joss.'
Joss Stone
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What I remember most about junior homecoming was my date getting sick afterwards. That kinda sucked. Then, senior year, someone got gum in her hair when we were dancing. She had to get one of the chaperones to take her to the office and cut up her hair. I felt really bad for her, but it worked out fine.
James Lafferty
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Hair to me is not a priority. All I ever do is throw it in a bun. The only thing I know how to do is hot rollers, which is sort of over. I can't style bangs even though I love them and I'm always like, 'Let's cut some bangs!' And then I'm stuck with hair I can't figure out.
Katherine Heigl
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Sisters are always drying their hair. Locked into rooms, alone, they pose at the mirror, shoulders bare, trying this way and that their hair, or fly importunate down the stair to answer the telephone.
Phyllis McGinley
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Hair is the first thing. And teeth the second. Hair and teeth. A man got those two things he's got it all.
James Brown
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When I died my hair red the first time, I felt as if it was what nature intended. I have been accused of being a bit of a spitfire, so in that way, I absolutely live up to the stereotype. The red hair suits my personality. I was a terrible blonde!
Amy Adams
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Taylor Swift's hair is curly. I have curly hair. OK. So where are all MY boyfriends?!
Unknown
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My hair is being all weird too. I guess my hair doesn't have enough sleep too...
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You don't know what a bad hair day is of you don't have curly hair.
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here's no way I'm going to Jersey without my hair gel, can't leave without my gel.
Pauly D
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With five girls and one bathroom, weve learned to get creative. This is how we wash around here. Our hair has always been washed in the kitchen sink. Its not like dirtiness or nothin. When you take a bath, youre sitting in your own filth pretty much, so you dont want your hair to be nasty.
Honey Boo Boo Child
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I swear I am the only actress around with fake brown hair and natural blond roots! Up until now, I've always played the blond ingenue part on The WB. In real life, Hilarie [Burton] and I have the same hair, blond and curly.
Bethany Joy Galeotti
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Boys who say 'I hate Justin Bieber' are those ones who can't master his hair flip no matter how much they practice.
Taylor Swift
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One of my favorite episodes was the one in which Homer grew hair. That was a very unique episode, since there was a gay secretary, but that wasn't even the issue of the show-the issue was Homer's image changing because he had hair.
Dan Castellaneta
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I know we're not saints or virgins or lunatics; we know all the lust and lavatory jokes, and most of the dirty people; we can catch buses and count our change and cross the roads and talk real sentences. But our innocence goes awfully deep, and our discreditable secret is that we don't know anything at all, and our horrid inner secret is that we don't care that we don't.
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Being fat is nature's way of saying, You're so good, I think I'll make more of you!
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Bad hair day? More like bad hair life.
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I'm not offended by dumb blonde jokes because I know that I'm not dumb. I also know I'm not blonde.
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I'm not offended by dumb blonde jokes because I know that I'm not dumb. I also know I'm not blonde.
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