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Have One Beer Not Drunk Quotes & Sayings
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The Orioles' d..k Hall comes off the mound like a drunk kangaroo on roller skates.
Joe Garagiola
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An intelligent man is sometimes forced to be drunk to spend time with his fools.
Ernest Hemingway
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Always do sober what you said you'd do drunk. That will teach you to keep your mouth shut.
Ernest Hemingway
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You can't trust a promise someone makes while they're drunk, in love, hungry, or running for office.
Joe Moore
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Always do sober what you said you'd do drunk. That will teach you to keep your mouth shut.
Ernest Hemingway
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And how are you going to make education easy? You might as well try to build an athlete by keeping him in a hammock with cream puffs and beer.
Edgar Pangborn
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I simply went down there to catch up with an old mate of mine, who owns the place. He's the one who wrote the book on the place, but no, no movie, just a beer.
Bryan Brown
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I wish drinking green beer on St. Patrick's Day wasn't the closest you'll come this year to eating a vegetable.
Unknown
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Beer is good food
Rita Rudner
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He asked if I was a songwriter, and I said yeah, that I was in town because I'd won this contest. He said, okay, then he was gonna play me his hit, and started singing 'When it's time to relax, one beer stands clear... '
Arthur Godfrey
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the attempt to make the consumption of beer criminal is as silly and as futile as if you passed a law to send a man to jail for eating cucumber salad
Stephen Leacock
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Want the kind of woman who can make me feel right, not sloppy drunk s.. on a Saturday night.
Brad Nowell
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It takes 8,460 bolts to assemble an automobile, and one nut to scatter it all over the road.
Unknown
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That's why we fu.. up all the paper we see. We hit the clubs, fu..in ladies for free. Getting drunk, off and hazin' the V.
Jim Jones
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Sure, sometimes you just want to have a scene where you're drunk or having fun. I'm hoping for a fall from grace for Nate. Five years from now, I better have murdered someone!
Chace Crawford
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After the crash happened, I was so humiliated and embarrassed. I thought of Mothers Against Drunk Drivers, that they must hate me.
Tracey Gold
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Yo' bi... chose to roam in the Spitta zone, now you drunk watching E.T. wishing she phone home.
Curren$y
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Eating Taco Bell is like sleeping with your ex. I feel horrible afterwards and I'm always drunk when I do it.
Unknown
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'My country, right or wrong' is a thing no patriot would ever think of saying except in a desperate case. It is like saying 'My mother, drunk or sober.'
Gilbert K Chesterton
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Life on the road can get a little one-dimensional. I didn't want to reach 40 and have to say all I'd done was look out the window of a tour bus and get drunk.
Bruce Dickinson
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