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Heavy Metal Jokes Quotes & Sayings
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I'm not offended by dumb blonde jokes because I know that I'm not dumb. I also know I'm not blonde.
Dolly Parton
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I'm not offended by dumb blonde jokes because I know that I'm not dumb. I also know I'm not blonde.
Dolly Parton
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And the thing about my jokes is, they don't hurt anybody. You can take 'em or leave 'em - you can say they're funny or they're terrible or they're good, or whatever, but you can just pass 'em by. But with Congress, every time they make a joke, it's a law! And every time they make a law, it's a joke!
Will Rogers
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It's about putting the pedal to the metal and not asking any questions at all and just going for it.
Brandon Thomas
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Dubstep is the future; its the new hip-hop, its the new metal, its the new everything.
Skrillex
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Metal is still the biggest music now in America.
Sebastian Bach
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My d..k so hard it make the metal detector go off.
2 Chainz
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Why not a space flower? Why do we always expect metal ships?
W D Richter
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When I was 12 in the church, I started packin' that metal.
Ghostface Killah
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I think of myself as a comedian who has the pleasure of writing jokes about things that I actually care about. And that's really it. You know, if I really wanted to enact social change I have great respect for people who are in the front lines and the trenches of trying to enact social change. I am far lazier than that.
Jon Stewart
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I think of myself as a comedian who has the pleasure of writing jokes about things that I actually care about. And that's really it. You know, if I really wanted to enact social change I have great respect for people who are in the front lines and the trenches of trying to enact social change. I am far lazier than that.
Jon Stewart
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I think of myself as a comedian who has the pleasure of writing jokes about things that I actually care about. And that's really it. You know, if I really wanted to enact social change I have great respect for people who are in the front lines and the trenches of trying to enact social change. I am far lazier than that.
Jon Stewart
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Bite my colossal metal ass.
Bender (The Cartoon Character)
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We were lumped into the Lite Metal radio bands.
Kip Winger
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You can get some spiked up greens even with no metal spikes, it just depends.
Bernhard Langer
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Say it Loud and say it Proud, 'Metal Will Never Die!'
Ronnie James Dio
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Pedal to the metal, feeling like a puppet and the devil is geppetto.
J Cole
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I think stuff on the radio is mostly good, but it's just not what I'm into. I'm not into rap metal.
Jon Crosby
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I never understood why the metal heads in my school hated the punks.
Trevor Dunn
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I remember when metal was something you really had to search out, and now I hear it on car commercials.
Trevor Dunn
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