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It's hostile today, hot loans and baby mamas to pay. Hot rocks for dollars to sway.
Jean Grae
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You know you're only in it. Cuz it's hot right now, hot right now. Turn it up right now.
Rita Ora
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He's hot like, the kind of hot that makes you stop walking on the street and get hit by traffic.
Richelle Mead
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My joke, which isn't really a joke, is that there will be one of two tours: the tour for the album that does well, or the tour for the album that stiffs.
Richard Marx
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The Irish gave the bagpipes to the Scotts as a joke, but the Scotts haven't seen the joke yet.
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Laughter brings you to reality as it is. The world is a play of God, a cosmic joke. And unless you understand it as a cosmic joke you will never be able to understand the ultimate mystery.
Bhagwan Shree Rajneesh
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Beware the cute, hot guy who kind of reminds you of the parent you don't get along with: your cold, distant father who left when you were a kid or your hot-tempered mother whom you could never please.
Merrill Markoe
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Sometimes the attractive girls, like Fettuccine was hot, but she was trying to boss up and be cocky. And so, I gotta let you go. Yeah, you're a hot chick, but I wanted people to understand, it's not just about hotness. It's inside and out. If you don't believe anything else in life, please believe that.
Ray J
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Do not wait to strike while the iron is hot, but make it HOT by striking.
Unknown
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I can't live without my beauty products. I love to be in my bathroom with my candles lit, morning, noon and night. I like taking hot baths and hot showers, using my body scrubs and lotions.
Alicia Silverstone
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Your bi... just said I'm hot, man I told her I agree. She gon' really think I'm hot, if I told her my degrees.
Asap Rocky
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A snake came to my water-trough / On a hot, hot day, and I in pyjamas for the heat, / To drink there.
Bible
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When you're hot, you're hot; when you're not, you're not.
Flip Wilson
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Why Big Bro Take All The Hot bi...es..?! Dear God Me Too I Like The Hot bi...es..!
Kid Cudi
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But when you're writing a script - for me anyway - you have to sort of create an enforced innocence. You have to divest yourself of worrying about a lot of stuff like what movies are hot, what movies are not hot, what the budget of this movie might be.
David Cronenberg
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And the thing about my jokes is, they don't hurt anybody. You can take 'em or leave 'em - you can say they're funny or they're terrible or they're good, or whatever, but you can just pass 'em by. But with Congress, every time they make a joke, it's a law! And every time they make a law, it's a joke!
Will Rogers
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Cuz' I'm delicious...I'm hot, hot, I'm so delicious, Just like my lolli-lollipop.
Alexandra Stan
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I mean, first and foremost were just trying to make the best product we can and the internet becomes sort of a secondary thing. If a certain joke or scene picks up on the internet and takes off thats great. Although we never want someone to just get one scene or joke out of context. But sometimes well do a little short video or something for the internet hoping that that goes around just to stir up a little buzz for the show. But you know the internet is just a nice bonus to getting the show out.
Charlie Day
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I taught you how to cut it, cook it on hot stoves. I taught you how to share em, when fu..ing with hot hos. Taught you how to rock right shit up on your toes
Malice (Clipse)
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In less enlightened times, the best way to impress women was to own a hot car. But women wised up and realized it was better to buy their own hot cars so they wouldn't have to ride around with jerks.
Scott Adams
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