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I Carry A Magnum Condom Around Quotes & Sayings
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Women need to protect themselves. You put that condom in your purse and save your own f***** life
Lady Gaga
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Bullet proof condom when Im in these ho... Got staples on my d**k, why? F*ckin centerfolds.
Kanye West
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The important thing isn't the house. It's the ability to make it. You carry that in your brains and in your hands, wherever you go... It's one thing to carry your life wherever you go. Another thing to always go looking for it somewhere else.
Barbara Kingsolver
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What's worse than a bull in a china shop? A hedgehog in a condom factory.
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If we only said safe s.., use a condom, we won't stop the spread of AIDS in this country.
Thabo Mbeki
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Sometimes I walk through the baby aisle at the grocery store as a reminder to always use a condom.
Unknown
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Sicker than if she gave me AIDS, plus some teeth decay. Then she stole my condom, try to auction it on eBay.
Mac Miller
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Hearken unto me, O house of Jacob, and all the remnant of the house of Israel, which are borne by me from the belly, which are carried from the womb: And even to your old age I am he; and even to hoar hairs will I carry you: I have made, and I will bear; even I will carry, and will deliver you.
Bible
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Like I got trust issues. I'm sorry for the people I've pushed out. I'm the type to have a bullet-proof condom and still gotta pull out.
Big Sean
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Some people carry their hearts in their heads; very many carry their heads in their hearts. The difficulty is to keep them apart, yet both actively working together.
Augustus Hare
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bi... please, your birth certificate is an apology letter from the condom factory.
Unknown
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You think I'm an inventor? "He created a d..k-skin condom, He hollowed out a pe..s and put it on", what the fu..? -Ben Stone
Knocked Up (The Movie)
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Safe s.. - with a condom, rubber gloves and a wet suit is fine as long as you don't fall in love.
Kerry Thornley
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Some people carry their heart in their head and some carry their head in their heart. The trick is to keep them apart yet working together.
David Hare
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Carry on to the future dont look back. Just carry on and you will find a way to success.
Unknown
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Here's a condom. I figured since you're acting like a d..k you should start to dress like one.
Unknown
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One of the problems with s.. education... is that it also strips kids - especially girls - of their modesty to have every detail of anatomy, physiology and condom usage made explicit.
James Dobson
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If you come to a live show, it's a sensory assault. You will leave covered in sweat, beer, glitter, and, just maybe, you'll get a special edition Ke$ha condom. If it breaks, you have to name your daughter or son after me.
Kesha
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A condom is cheaper than child support & abstinence is free. Pay attention.
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I didn't lose my virginity until I was 18. The first time was a nightmare. Who shows you how to use a condom?
Adam Ant
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