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I Carry A Magnum Condom Around Quotes & Sayings
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When I cry, I carry you in my tears. When I sleep, I carry you in my dreams. My ambition is to love and care, for I will always love you and you will be in my heart forever.
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1 + 1 = 3 if you don't use condom...
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But certainly in Uganda, Mozambique and South Africa, people don't really talk about s.. and certainly religious leaders - some of them - up to now have been very unwilling to accept, for instance, the promotion of condom use.
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February 13 should be international condom day.
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The Catholic Church - it's so difficult because I don't want say anything offensive but it makes me very angry that religious leaders from this faith have tried to respond negatively to s..ual education and to the promotion of condom use.
Emma Thompson
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Taylor Swift seems like the type of chick that would poke a hole in a condom.
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Words of Wisdom: it's easier to change a condom than it is to change a diaper.
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You keep talkin' about getting screwed... well son, I didn't bring a condom, but I did bring one great big can of whoop-ass!
Stone Cold Steve Austin
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We need a data network that can easily carry voice, instead of what we have today, a voice network struggling to carry data.
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Listen, Lloyd, I want you to put all my files, folders, binders, everything into a box! If you find a used condom, an executioners mask, and a fu..ing spike paddle, dont think, just pack that bi...! Chop suey!
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A friend zone is like a condom; she knows you like her but she wants to play it safe.
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Think he just finished sniffin a ki, and dippin the D's. Don't hate me, hate. Nicky Barnes for hittin my moms. Letting the condom pop, ni... I was born in the drop.
Barrington Levy
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Put a condom on your heart & fu.. your feelings.
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I carry your heart with me (I carry it in my heart).
E E Cummings
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Beat that pu... up, beat it down til' your head explode, mammi up, certified; show me how you feel inside, if that condom pop, I aint stoppin; I'm gon come inside.
Maino
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...condom says to the tampon, "You put me out of a job for 1 week a month!" The tampon replies, "When you don't do your job properly, I lose mine for 9 months!"
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Here is the deepest secret nobody knows. Here is the root of the root and the bud of the bud And the sky of the sky of a tree called life; Which grows higher than soul can hope or mind can hide. And this is the wonder that's keeping the stars apart. I carry your heart. I carry it in my heart.
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Texting while driving: YOLO Forever alone: SOLO Marco: POLO Condom broke: OHNO You like men: HOMO bi...es crazy: FOSHO Run n!gga run: POPO
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Its hard trying to be happy everyday all day. It not easy to carry on once you have been hurt broken beaten down, but some how we manage to. Its hard living with the regrets of our lives but yet again we find a way to carry on. We treat the people who care most about us like shit and the ones who could care less like they are everything. Hmmm Humans...
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Abstinence, being faithful and correct and consistent condom use are the only ways to successfully reach everyone when discussing HIV prevention. I believe that the abstinence message alone does not solve the AIDS epidemic.
Ashley Judd
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