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I Carry A Magnum Condom Around Quotes & Sayings
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you can wear a condom but you cant come here
Lil Wayne
16 Likes
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If you're going to have s.., use a condom.
Dennis Rodman
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Some people use just one condom, right? But we use tons
Tracey Emin
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Its fu.. the world, no condom.
Lil Wayne
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bi...es always on my d..k, I wear a condom when I shit!
J Cole
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I'm just so happy to be out of that condom stage of life.
Charlotte York
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Do you think I give a llama skinned condom about that?
Jenna Marbles
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He wears a live rattlesnake as a condom.
Bill Brasky
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I'm hoping that maybe everyone on the Olympic team thinks that I'm worthy to carry the flag. That's my next goal, to carry the flag during the opening ceremonies, if everyone chooses me.
Picabo Street
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Teddy Roosevelt... once said, 'Speak softly and carry a big stick.' Jimmy Carter wants to speak loudly and carry a fly swatter.
Gerald R Ford
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I'll fu.. yo bi... with a Louis Vuitton condom.
Big Sean
36 Likes
I'm a double XL ni.... Magazine and condom size.
Big Sean
19 Likes
Don't carry a gun. It's nice to have them close by, but don't carry them. You might get arrested.
John Gotti
9 Likes
Women are like dogs really. They love like dogs, a little insistently. And they like to fetch and carry and come back wistfully after hard words, and learn rather easily to carry a basket.
Mary Roberts Rinehart
6 Likes
Fifty-six percent of all women carry condoms. The other 44% carry babies.
Unknown
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When someone is HIV-positive and his partner says, I want to have s..ual relations with you, he doesn't have to do that. But when he does, he has to use a condom.
Godfried Danneels
2 Likes
New condom slogan: Wrap it in latex or she's going to get your paychecks.
Unknown
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How is a woman like a condom? Both spend more time in your wallet than on your d..k.
Unknown
130 Likes
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Seeing Nicole clean is like seeing Mike with a condom. It just doesnt happen. -Vinny
Jersey Shore
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Women need to protect themselves. You put that condom in your purse and save your own f***** life.
Lady Gaga
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