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I Carry An Extra Large Condom Quotes & Sayings
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Bullet proof condom when Im in these ho... Got staples on my d**k, why? F*ckin centerfolds.
Kanye West
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When someone is HIV-positive and his partner says, I want to have s..ual relations with you, he doesn't have to do that. But when he does, he has to use a condom.
Godfried Danneels
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New condom slogan: Wrap it in latex or she's going to get your paychecks.
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Seeing Nicole clean is like seeing Mike with a condom. It just doesnt happen. -Vinny
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How is a woman like a condom? Both spend more time in your wallet than on your d..k.
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Women need to protect themselves. You put that condom in your purse and save your own f***** life
Lady Gaga
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Women need to protect themselves. You put that condom in your purse and save your own f***** life.
Lady Gaga
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The important thing isn't the house. It's the ability to make it. You carry that in your brains and in your hands, wherever you go... It's one thing to carry your life wherever you go. Another thing to always go looking for it somewhere else.
Barbara Kingsolver
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The Internet is clearly about more than sports scores and email now. It's a place where we can conduct our democracy and get very large amounts of data to very large numbers of people.
Frank James
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If we only said safe s.., use a condom, we won't stop the spread of AIDS in this country.
Thabo Mbeki
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What's worse than a bull in a china shop? A hedgehog in a condom factory.
Unknown
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I have had this view of the optimization of the electrode design for a long time. Historically we went through various phases in the work and eventually worked on large sheets - very large sheets - of palladium.
Martin Fleischmann
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On The Practice, I get to do what I love to do, and I am making a contribution that will, in the end, help raise social consciousness, dispel some of the myths about being large, and change the way that people view and interact with large people.
Camryn Manheim
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I travel the garden of music, thru inspiration. It's a large, very large garden, seen?
Peter Tosh
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Sometimes I walk through the baby aisle at the grocery store as a reminder to always use a condom.
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Sicker than if she gave me AIDS, plus some teeth decay. Then she stole my condom, try to auction it on eBay.
Mac Miller
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Hearken unto me, O house of Jacob, and all the remnant of the house of Israel, which are borne by me from the belly, which are carried from the womb: And even to your old age I am he; and even to hoar hairs will I carry you: I have made, and I will bear; even I will carry, and will deliver you.
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Like I got trust issues. I'm sorry for the people I've pushed out. I'm the type to have a bullet-proof condom and still gotta pull out.
Big Sean
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Be Silent yourself, that will induce Silence in others. Do not fall into the habit of shouting, talking long and loud. Reduce contacts to the minimum. Carry with you an atmosphere of quiet contemplation, wherever you happen to be. The less you talk, the more will become your mental power. With the increase in your mental capacity, there will be increase in your power of discrimination too. Consequently, you will give up individual discrimination . Because of this, you will begin to consider the good of the world at large rather than your own individual welfare. You must cultivate such broad feelings from this young age itself.
Sri Sathya Sai Baba
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Some people carry their hearts in their heads; very many carry their heads in their hearts. The difficulty is to keep them apart, yet both actively working together.
Augustus Hare
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