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I Dont Get Drunk I Get Faced Quotes & Sayings
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A bartender is just a pharmacist with a limited inventory.
Unknown
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You're young, you're drunk, you're in bed, you have knives; shit happens.
Angelina Jolie
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I didn't text you...but Vodka texted you.
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I wanna be drunk when I wake up, on the right side of the wrong bed.
Ed Sheeran
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Always do sober what you said you'd do when you were drunk. That will teach you to keep your mouth shut!
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There is a communion of more than our bodies when bread is broken and wine drunk.
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You must stay drunk on writing so reality cannot destroy you.
Ray Bradbury
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And we used to do a lot of drugs and get very drunk on very cheap wine.
Santiago Durango
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Auto correct just cries in the corner when I'm drunk.
Conor Maynard
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I think there should be a built in Breathalyzer on twitter so drunk people can't sign in.
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A tree never hits an automobile except in self defense.
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He got drunk, he fell down. He threw a few of my things around but I'm all right, I'm all right I've been lonely before.
Madeleine Peyroux
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Cigarettes and coffee: an alcoholics best friend !!!!
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So, after awhile, you can only get so much happiness from a guy who's drunk come up and tell you you're great.
Rick Derringer
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A man is never drunk if he can lay on the floor without holding on.
Joe E Lewis
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A man who exposes himself when he is intoxicated, has not the art of getting drunk.
Samuel Johnson
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Sometimes I get a little drunk, sometimes I get a little out of it, sometimes I get out of tune onstage, but that's something that shouldn't be dissected.
Stephen Stills
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Don't you know there ain't no devil, it's just god when he's drunk.
Tom Waits
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You know you're drunk when you fall off the floor.
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Let's confirm that we're getting pants-shitting drunk tonight.
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