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I Love My Toilet We Quotes & Sayings
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'Just pissed with a boner and didn't get any on the toilet seat.' Said no one ever.
Unknown
8 Likes
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An engineer is someone who washes his hands before going to the toilet.
Anon
116 Likes
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I always have my best thoughts on the toilet, so thats where that sage wisdom was coming from.
Charlie Day
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My mom told me if she ever got mad at me she'd flush 'me' down the toilet.
Alexa Vega
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Endangered forests are being slaughtered for toilet paper.
Daphne Zuniga
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Well, my wife and I were married in a toilet - it was a marriage of convenience!
Tommy Cooper
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Shittin on you bi...es, now let me flush the toilet and wipe my ass.
Lil Wayne
24 Likes
Well, I've thought many times when my career was in the toilet, that I was going to have to seriously consider getting another job, I don't know what I'd do.
Aaron Eckhart
2 Likes
My dad used to flush my mother's head down the toilet. I was so screwed up.
Jessica Hahn
1 Likes
I tell ya, Edith, when a plumber's business goes into the toilet you're sitting pretty.
Archie Bunker
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Toilet brushes got it rough. Mad respect. Do your thing and keep your chin up.
Unknown
4 Likes
I am on my shit I need a pamper on toilet paper on the side for example homey.
Tity Boi
6 Likes
May your summer be like a roll of toilet paper, long and useful.
Unknown
26 Likes
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I walk into rooms and I don't know why I'm there. I'm like, 'Why am I standing in front of the toilet now?'
Matthew Broderick
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It's not hard to tell we was poor - when you saw the toilet paper dryin' on the clothesline.
George Lindsey
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If you don't want your dog to have bad breath, do what I do: Pour a little Lavoris in the toilet.
Jay Leno
6 Likes
As far as the consumer is concerned, they think it's a stand-by ticket where you have to sit in the back by the toilet.
Bill Murray
1 Likes
If you don't want your dog to have bad breath, do what I do: Pour a little Lavoris in the toilet.
Jay Leno
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May your summer be like a roll of toilet paper long and useful.
Unknown
27 Likes
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I'm always so confused when I see a toilet seat up in the ladies restroom.
Unknown
79 Likes
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