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I Met Your Mom On Facebook Quotes & Sayings
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Sometimes on Facebook, I feel like I'm just talking to a wall.
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Being a Hot Mom means being respected as a mom and a woman. And, the key to being a Hot Mom is having a sense of humor about yourself and all the crazy situations that arise.
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Facebook needs a button that's the equivalent of kicking someone under the table to stop them from making a fool of themselves.
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Welcome to Facebook, where relationships are perfect, liars believe their own lies & the world shows off they are living a great life.
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Shout out to the dudes trying get laid via Facebook picture comments, you keep working on that grind, your time will come...
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Just deleted some friends on Facebook, if you're reading this then you're one of the lucky ones.
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bi... posted a picture on facebook and said, 'I don't like this one.' why the f*ck you post it then?
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OH NICE, so you can update your status via mobile, but you cant text me back?
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So you hate Facebook? Thanks for sharing that with me...on Facebook.
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Im ok mom. Im okay. Ill be ok. Ill be ok mom. I want to be okay mom. Mom I'm not ok and it hurts.
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If you think you're having a bad day, just remember, somebody is going to have Snooki as a mom.
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Teens moms, calling yourself a mother because you gave birth is calling me a doctor because I own Band-aids.
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(On role models growing up) My mom and my older sister. Growing up I never really looked up to any celebrities just because I wasnt close to them. Since Im really close with my mom and my sister, Ive always felt that theyve both really confident. My mom is a really strong person and I really look up to her.
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On role models growing up: My mom and my older sister. Growing up I never really looked up to any celebrities just because I wasnt close to them. Since Im really close with my mom and my sister, Ive always felt that theyve both really confident. My mom is a really strong person and I really look up to her.
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On the 12th day of Facebook, Facebook gave to me, 12 pouters pouting, 11 pokers poking, 10 haters hating, 9 dudes I'm blocking, 8 attention seekers, 7 stalkers stalking, 6 invitations, Fiiiiiiiiiiiiive Drama Queeeensssss, 4 game requests, 3 photo tags, 2 friends requests & sleaze who won't stop in-boxing meeee!
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Exit Facebook, close laptop, get into bed, unlock phone, check Facebook ....
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I want to make a Facebook account and the name will be Nobody so when I see stupid crap people post, I can Like it. And it will say Nobody Likes This.
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Being popular on Facebook is like sitting at the cool table in the cafeteria at a mental hospital.
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Everybody knows somebody who's Facebook relationship status should be 'Still banging my ex.'
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If people could see the face I make when I read their Facebook status updates, they would probably Unfriend me.
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