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I Will Need Your Clothes Your Bike And Your Boo Quotes & Sayings
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nuff car a likkle boo boo in the new coop. Waan prop down waist like Dem true loop.
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Alana calls her feetFritos Feet cuz they stink, but not like Bluahh, but like Fritos straight up.
Honey Boo Boo Child
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What, cheese balls?
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Ok, Whose Breath is when one person sits in the chair blindfolded. And everybody else comes and *blows* in your face. So you guess peoples fragrances.
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Sugar Bear is my babys daddy. Thats Alanas dad. And weve been shack em up mates for like, eight years now.
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I think that shes what we call a square, and were kind of like a lopsided, obtuse, triangle, oval all put together like a, like a deformed shape.
Honey Boo Boo Child
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I took my kid to the circus. 'How do they teach a bear how to ride a bike?' 'It's easy, honey, they nail his feet to the pedals, and they beat the crap out of him. He's not riding; he's running. He just happens to be attached to the bike.'
Robert Schimmel
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Granted, I aint the most beautimous out the box, but a little paint on this barn, shine it back to its original condition. Cause it shines up like its brand new.
Honey Boo Boo Child
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You better redneckognize!
Honey Boo Boo Child
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Yall know how I feel about my feet. I had a toe that got run over, like when, in a forklift accident. About a few years ago. When I worked in a warehouse. Its not a pretty sight, no.
Honey Boo Boo Child
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What is it with the animals with the bikes? I took my daughter to the circus. She said: 'Daddy, how do they teach a bear how to ride a bike?' I said: It's easy, they nail his feet to the pedals and they beat the shit out of him. He's not riding, he's running. He just happens to be attached to the bike.
Robert Schimmel
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I once prayed to god for a bike, but quickly found out he didnt work that way...so I stole a bike and prayed for his forgiveness.
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When the apocalypse hits at the end of the year, they claim its gonna hit, I could sell that roll we got for free, your toilet paper, for freakin five hundred dollars.
Honey Boo Boo Child
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This is what we call a redneck air conditioner. It keeps you cool, it keeps you wet, wet t-shirt contest all in one.
Honey Boo Boo Child
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Go-go juice makes me laughy, and play-ey, and makes me feel like I want to pull my mommys hair.
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I hear you want somebody you can call Boo, I will change my name to Boo and fu.. around and call you now what you wanna do.
Lil Wayne
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When I see Pumpkin come in I call it 'The Bamm-Bamm Look' cause theres no sho.. on.
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The clothes back in those days were made so much better than clothes are today. They actually took time to make clothes to fit a woman's body. Today they make clothes that fit sizes, so it stretches to fit this and that.
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Cops came around to my house today, told me that my dog was chasing someone on a bike, I told them to bugger off, my dog does not own a bike!
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With five girls and one bathroom, weve learned to get creative. This is how we wash around here. Our hair has always been washed in the kitchen sink. Its not like dirtiness or nothin. When you take a bath, youre sitting in your own filth pretty much, so you dont want your hair to be nasty.
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