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If Being Broke Is A Joke Then You Afunny Quotes & Sayings
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His flow cold as a shoulder of a broke diggin hoe, as a broke n*gga approaches, told ya I'm focused man, I let you motherf*ckers soak it in.
J Cole
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I opened my own restaurant when I was 17. I went broke, then traveled around the country, learning about different kinds of foods, had three other restaurants that went broke. It didn't all start just a few years ago!
Paul Prudhomme
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Because Buffy really has become the straight man, every once in a while it's nice to be the one that tells the joke and it's nice to be the one that is the joke and it's nice to do something that's a little bit different.
Sarah Michelle Gellar
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I used to do this big rant at the end of some gigs with Ben Folds Five. The band broke into this big heavy metal thing and I started as a joke to scream in a heavy metal falsetto. I found myself saying things like: Feel my pain, I am white, feel my pain.
Ben Folds
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After you do a joke a few times, you have material that you know works. Although sometimes I have a joke that has worked a bunch of times and then one night it'll flop. And that's when I really take a hard look at myself and say: 'Well, that crowd is obviously wrong. That crowd has absolutely no idea what it's talking about.'
Aziz Ansari
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When I was broke, no one ever offered to buy me a beer. Now that I have quite a bit of money, everybody tries to buy me beers. Where were all these people back when I was in college and broke?
Chris Moneymaker
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Normal people... believe that if it ain't broke, don't fix it. Engineers believe that if it ain't broke, it doesn't have enough features yet.
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You broke my heart, always broke my heart, but now I am going break some of yours!
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I've never been poor, only broke. Being poor is a frame of mind. Being broke is only a temporary situation.
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My bank is the worst. They're charging me money for not having enough money in my account. Apparently, I can't even afford to be broke.
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There is no pme who became rich because he broke a holiday, no one became fat because he broke a fast.
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He broke her heart. She broke his X-Box. I think we all know who cried harder...
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The Irish gave the bagpipes to the Scotts as a joke, but the Scotts haven't seen the joke yet.
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My joke, which isn't really a joke, is that there will be one of two tours: the tour for the album that does well, or the tour for the album that stiffs.
Richard Marx
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Love is a gamble...and I ain't dealing with no broke ni...!
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Rich people stay rich by living like they're broke...broke people stay broke by living like they're rich.
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It's an unfortunate situation. After such a great play I felt like I got hit late, no flag, broke my hand. That's it. That's pretty much been the story for the past three weeks, and obviously at some point something catastrophic was going to happen, and I broke my hand.
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Laughter brings you to reality as it is. The world is a play of God, a cosmic joke. And unless you understand it as a cosmic joke you will never be able to understand the ultimate mystery.
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But the funny thing is, I broke my finger not on set doing kung fu. I broke my finger when I fell down the stairs prior to going on set.
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Ghetto people always naming their kids after stuff they cant afford; Mercedes, Bentley, Pearl, Child support.
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