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If Being Broke Is A Joke Then You Afunny Quotes & Sayings
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And the thing about my jokes is, they don't hurt anybody. You can take 'em or leave 'em - you can say they're funny or they're terrible or they're good, or whatever, but you can just pass 'em by. But with Congress, every time they make a joke, it's a law! And every time they make a law, it's a joke!
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I mean, first and foremost were just trying to make the best product we can and the internet becomes sort of a secondary thing. If a certain joke or scene picks up on the internet and takes off thats great. Although we never want someone to just get one scene or joke out of context. But sometimes well do a little short video or something for the internet hoping that that goes around just to stir up a little buzz for the show. But you know the internet is just a nice bonus to getting the show out.
Charlie Day
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I was a broke student whose car broke down every day who could barely afford to eat and was trying to make money for tuition and, therefore, was doing the odd commercial here and there. So, now I just try very hard to keep my feet planted on the ground. I keep reminding myself that any day now I could go back to that broken-down car and my university life.
Evangeline Lilly
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Last week I did a thing on the Grammys with a Top 10 list. There was a Lindsay Lohan joke about her stealing a Grammy Award. The next day, I got a call from a guy who said, 'Lindsay thought the joke was hilarious! She wants to be on your show!'. I said, 'Great!' I called publicity and said, 'Get the press release out immediately!' It went around the world. People said, 'Are you kidding me?! This will be fantastic! This will be like the Super Bowl'... and then Lindsay Lohan says none of this is happening.
David Letterman
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A REAL girlfriend gon love you while you're broke. a HOE gon love you until you're broke.
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So much to write and say, yo I don't know where to start. So I'll begin with the basics and flow from the heart. I know you think my life is good cause my diamond piece but my life been good since I started finding peace. I shouldn't even be smiling, I should be angry and depressed. I been rich longer than I been broke, I confess I started out broke, got rich, lost paper then made it back. Like Trump being up down up, play with cash.
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I use to be the girl who would smile at everything and everyone. I use to not care how I looked. That was until you walked into my life. I use to think you loved me but, then you took me and broke me. Now I cry myself to sleep every night and that smile is now just a mask I use to cover up the pain. Now I care how I look every single day. You broke me and I know you dont care.
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A symphony is no joke.
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A joke is a very serious thing.
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Domestic violence is not a joke...Ever.
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Desegregation is a joke.
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It's not a joke: I really do like being at home.
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The gods too are fond of a joke.
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When in doubt, go for the d..k joke.
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Some people, they just don't get a joke.
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If you can take a d..k in the ass, you can DAMN sure take a joke!
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This is an inside joke and your on the outside!
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