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If Christ Could See Christmas Now He Would Puke Quotes & Sayings
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This year I plan to start putting off my Christmas shopping extra early.
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Pretending to believe in the Mayan apocalypse prophecy is a great way to get out of buying Christmas presents.
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Christmas is love and joy. Christmas is caring, giving and sharing. Christmas is the most wonderful feeling of the year. Wishing you a Merry Christmas and Happy Holidays.
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May the festive season of Christmas make our relationship grow stronger and longer. I want to live all the Christmas' of my life with you baby. Merry Christmas to you
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A Christmas candle is a lovely thing; It makes no noise at all, But softly gives itself away; While quite unselfish, it grows small.
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At Christmas play and make good cheer, for Christmas comes but once a year.
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Look around you, the season of Christmas is the most romantic season of all. I want to cuddle with you in one blanket, sit in front of the fire furnace, watch the Christmas tree and listen to Christmas carols all day long. Merry Christmas to you my love.
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Hey baby, here is wishing you and fun-filled and gift-brimmed Christmas. May all your dreams turn into reality. Merry Christmas and a Happy New Year.
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For the wages of sin is death; but the gift of God is eternal life through Jesus Christ our Lord. -Romans 6:23
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A gift may look ordinary but when given with love, becomes a treasure for a lifetime. Christmas reminds us of God's extraordinary gift of salvation and the eternal treasure we have in Jesus Christ.
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At Christmas, all roads lead home.
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Christmas is the day that holds all time together.
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How I wish every morning was a Christmas morning, with lovely Christmas music playing and you, my baby in my arms! I love you sweets. Merry Christmas to you, my darling.
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This year, I'm going to buy all of my Christmas gifts from Nike...Made for kids by kids.
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Christ beside me, Christ before me, Christ behind me, Christ within me, Christ beneath me, Christ above me.
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Roses are reddish, Violets are bluish, If it werent for Christmas, Wed all be Jewish.
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Dear Santa, what I want for Christmas is... your list with names of naughty girls.
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Mankind is a great, an immense familyThis is proved by what we feel in our hearts at Christmas.
Pope John Paul XXIII
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The main reason Santa is so jolly is because he knows where all the bad girls live.
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I never believed in Santa Claus because I knew no white dude would come into my neighborhood after dark.
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