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If You Play A Woman Like A Joke Quotes & Sayings
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A sense of humor is the ability to understand a joke-and that the joke is oneself.
Clifton Fadiman
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You say I'm a bi...... I say I'm a woman with a strong personality that doesn't play well with others.
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I always make this joke that I know you were expecting to see the big skirts and the hoops. But that was a long time ago. Artists aren't always seen as real people. If you start out as a teenager, sometimes people want to keep you locked as that. But I'm a woman now.
Jody Watley
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Ha ha ha, I like to joke, got a sense of humor? Still face, play me short like an oompa loompa. You ain't gotta screw up your face in front of the kids won't you lighten up like Michael did?
Kendrick Lamar
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I started a joke, which started the whole world crying. But I didn't see that the joke was on me.
The Bee Gees
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It is not the intelligent woman v. the ignorant woman; nor the white woman v. the black, the brown, and the red, it is not even the cause of woman v. man. Nay, tis woman's strongest vindication for speaking that the world needs to hear her voice.
Anna Julia Cooper
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I am a super-confident writer, and as a joke writer and as an actress, I'm like, 'I want to go head-to-head with every person.' I am an Indian woman and I'm a kind of double minority in this world.
Mindy Kaling
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Because Buffy really has become the straight man, every once in a while it's nice to be the one that tells the joke and it's nice to be the one that is the joke and it's nice to do something that's a little bit different.
Sarah Michelle Gellar
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After you do a joke a few times, you have material that you know works. Although sometimes I have a joke that has worked a bunch of times and then one night it'll flop. And that's when I really take a hard look at myself and say: 'Well, that crowd is obviously wrong. That crowd has absolutely no idea what it's talking about.'
Aziz Ansari
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Groundedness is the quality I always want to be there, even if Im playing a neurotic character, or a woman with a rambunctious s.. life, like Nikki in Spin City. What does that mean, anyway? It means Nikkis a solid, savvy woman whos searching for something to fulfill herself. I always try to find the strength in any character I play, thats just my thing. I figure as long as I do that Im happy, and if they dont like it, screw em.
Connie Britton
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My joke, which isn't really a joke, is that there will be one of two tours: the tour for the album that does well, or the tour for the album that stiffs.
Richard Marx
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The Irish gave the bagpipes to the Scotts as a joke, but the Scotts haven't seen the joke yet.
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The modern woman is the curse of the universe. A disaster, that's what. She thinks that before her arrival on the scene no woman ever did anything worthwhile before, no woman was ever liberated until her time, no woman really ever amounted to anything.
Adela Rogers St Johns
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Can't play a real woman. She's been there done that, went through it & got through it, she's smarter, wiser than before.
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As long as I play ball, I can get any woman I want.
Dennis Rodman
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The strengths of the team have been different throughout the years. I do think we try to play a certain way of football. I think our philosophy is that we try to play smart and that we try to play tough and we try to play physical out there.
Tom Brady
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If animals play, this is because play is useful in the struggle for survival; because play practices and so perfects the skills needed in adult life
Susanna Miller
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Don't fool yourself thinking you can play a woman who has been there done that, & heard it all before.
Unknown
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I am a woman..I am smart. I have opinions. I have feelings. I care. I make a difference. I matter. I Am A WOMAN and I proud of who I am.
Ananditha Krishna
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And the thing about my jokes is, they don't hurt anybody. You can take 'em or leave 'em - you can say they're funny or they're terrible or they're good, or whatever, but you can just pass 'em by. But with Congress, every time they make a joke, it's a law! And every time they make a law, it's a joke!
Will Rogers
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