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If You Were A Cookie Youd Be A Whoreo Quotes & Sayings
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I don't care how many warnings I get, I am still going to eat raw cookie dough.
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If you knew what you were doing, youd probably be bored.
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Youd be better off dead. I rather you were.
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I love raw cookie dough, right out of the tube. The other thing I eat is marshmallow fluff.
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I'm glad our last name isnt Drew cuz then youd be Nancy Drew and I'd be Andrew Drew.
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I am still convinced that a good, simple, homemade cookie is preferable to all the store-bought cookies one can find.
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Don't want to sound like a fortune cookie but I'm so proud of my best friends. Their ambition is what motivates me. Hard work pays off!
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A lot of producers cookie cut movies one after another, but I'll be a little more careful, and have the opportunity to be, because I have the acting career to subsidize the producing.
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I've always been a Girl Scout Thin Mint Cookie guy with the occasional Samoa on the side. Do-si-dos are the shiz.
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But if I wanted silence I would whisper. If I wanted loneliness Id choose to go. If I liked rejection Id audition. And if I didnt love you youd know.
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Once youve done Broadway, youd better be able to sing! Yeah, Ive been singing my whole life, and I had records out when I was a teenager. They were surprised because they didnt know, but Ive been doing it my whole life.
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I LIVE to think for myself. I refuse to be a mindless sheep following the crowd into cookie-cutter oblivion. Otherwise I'd just be a zombie with no heart or passion in life.
Hervey Taylor IV
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Living one day at a time, with a fresh baked cookie. Okay. And with a coffee. And maybe some chocolate. But I promise to take my vitamins.
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It would be one of the best things ever to get paid for handing out Simon Cowell-style insults for the day. I dont think hes rude, I think hes just painfully honest, which is what makes him so good. He must absolutely love his job, it cant be one youd ever get bored with.
Robert Pattinson
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Your past success will be overshadowed by your future success.
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In the end there are three things that last: faith, hope and love; and the greatest of these is love.
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If you think your life is stupid, try typing fortunes for fortune cookies as a career.
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That depressing moment when you dip your cookie into milk for too long, it breaks off and you wonder why bad things happen to good people.
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I'm so glad I'm not a dentist. How many times does someone say, 'Oh, Doc, it felt so good when you were drilling my teeth'? Never. But when you give someone a wonderful cookie, you put a little of yourself in, and you see someone's face light up, that's immediate approval.
Paula Deen
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The awards thing is tricky to understand because its about momentum and a general opinion on whats been great. I dont know if you can necessarily pin down what is a better performance. Its subjective, not everyone likes some of the Oscar-winning performances that have been out there. Even if you were to win there would be people whod hate the fact youd won it.
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