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If You Were A Cookie Youd Be A Whoreo Quotes & Sayings
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Girls, the only time its ok to be skeleton skinny is when you are dead, so eat the freakin cookie and enjoy it.
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It's a dog-eat-dog world, and you are wearing Milk-Bone underwear.
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The film I think was a good film for what it was designed for. It was for kids. Unfortunately the critics slashed it before it even started but that is just the way the cookie crumbles.
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Marriage is give and take. Youd better give it to her or shell take it anyway.
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A lot of the television industry is so cookie-cutter. In general, there are so many shows that are easy and bland to watch. You can tune in at any time and know exactly where you are in the story arc because it's pretty much the same every week.
Adam Baldwin
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I have a bad sweet tooth. I'm pretty good when I have to eat well for work, but otherwise, I could eat a whole roll of raw cookie dough.
Jeremy Renner
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Bears dont want to eat people. We dont taste that good. Of course, you might be an exception. I bet youd taste good.
Jacob Black
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I dont know what benefit there would be to talking about it. In logical terms, if you were just walking down the street and every single stranger on the street knew your business, and came up and felt the need to comment on it, youd just be like, Shut up! Like, Im gonna kill you! And its exactly the same mentality. I dont really want to try and sell it either, maybe if I was selling it Id talk about it more.
Robert Pattinson
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I go 'I just want a cup of black coffee.' She goes 'Do you want to try a biscotti? They're from Italy and they're considered a delicacy.' Have you ever eaten one of these things? It tastes like a burned cookie. Where I'm from, that's considered a mistake.
Bill Engvall
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The three-year-old who lies about taking a cookie isn't really a liar after all. He simply can't control his impulses. He then convinces himself of a new truth and, eager for your approval, reports the version that he knows will make you happy.
Cathy Rindner Tempelsman
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If youre going to be a romantic idol and try to get every teenage girl to love you, then youd be an a.. to come out and say youre gay. Ricky Martin was so smart. He did what he did, made his millions and then he said, Guess what, every body? Im gay...It didnt matter anymore because he didnt have to bring in 16-year-old girls.
Joan Rivers
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It is not secret here in Congress we have not had the discipline in many instances to keep our hands out of the cookie jar of Social Security. Now to stop this I propose that in the future that Congress cannot get its hands on the money in the first place.
Jeff Miller
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When something works well for 50 years, there sure isnt cause for complaint; Who can deny its a remarkable feat? Youd think thered be some, but there aint. Congratulations to you on this special day; Fifty years you've been loving and living; Our wishes are for the continuing joy, that your love and your marriage keep giving.
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COOKIES!!! UMM-NUM-NUM-NUM-NUM!!!
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I did it all for the nookie. C'mon, the nookie. C'mon, so you can take that cookie and stick it up your, yeah!!
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I've never felt like I was in the cookie business. I've always been in a feel good feeling business. My job is to sell joy. My job is to sell happiness. My job is to sell an experience.
Debbi Fields
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Ross: What if there is only one woman for everybody? You know. What if I get one woman and that's it? Unfortunately in my case there was one woman... for her. Joey: Ross, relax that's like saying there's only one flavour of ice-cream for you. Let me tell you something Ross, there's lots of flavours out there. There's rocky road, cookie dough and bing! Cherry vanilla. You can get them with jimmies or nuts, or whipped cream. Welcome back to the world, grab a spoon! Ross: I honestly don't know wether I'm hungry or horny. Chandler: You stay out of my freezer.
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