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Im Gonna Need A Beer Here Quotes & Sayings
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For drink, there was beer which was very strong when not mingled with water, but was agreeable to those who were used to it. They drank this with a reed, out of the vessel that held the beer, upon which they saw the barley swim.
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Their marketing strategy had to be changed to the young people. That's who buys the beer.
Felix Sabates
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When you invite the whole world to your party, inevitably someone pees in the beer.
Xeni Jardin
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People who drink light beer don't like the taste of beer; they just like to pee a lot.
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Beer is proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy.
Benjamin Franklin
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If your gonna talk like you kno shit, if your gonna act like your shit if, your gonna try to be shit, your gonna get your a.. kicked.
Unknown
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This guy from L.A. sits down next to me, and he says 'you like baseball?' I said, 'Oh, man, I love baseball.' So he goes 'Did you know that if Jesus had played ball, he'd have been the greatest ball player ever?' Like I'm gonna argue with that logic. So I sat there for a second, and then I said 'did you know that if Babe Ruth had been the Messiah, the Catholics would have beer and hot dogs at Communion?' He left.
Bill Engvall
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You're gonna notice me when I come in. I'm gonna make a statement without opening my mouth, and when I leave, you're gonna remember that.
Busta Rhymes
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I'm gonna be that one guy in the group who isn't gonna be married and my friends wives are gonna think I'm a bad influence on them.
Unknown
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Yesterday I told myself I was gonna be okay. Gonna start a new day, truly happy. I was gonna take control of me.
Vivian Green
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Whats up with all these guys killing their wives now? Like, every couple of weeks in the news, you see that shit...guys killing their wives. I dont understand it. First of all, why would you kill another person, and second of all, dont they think the whole thing through? Like, how the whole things gonna play out? Like, Im gonna kill my wife, then Im gonna get caught, then Im gonna go to jail, then Im gonna get fu..ed in the ass.
Bill Burr
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I aint gonna flex, Im not gonna front, you know if I ball, then we all gonna stunt.
Wiz Khalifa
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Life isn't all beer and skittles, but beer and skittles, or something better of the same sort, must form a good part of every Englishman's education.
Thomas J Watson Sr
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I'm gonna tell you what. I'm gonna tell you what I'm gonna do. You know Luca Perry from 20th and 25th?
Kevin Hart
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Hi, my name Oscar De La Hoya. I'm gonna do this, I'm gonna tha. . . you ain't gonna do ****!
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I bet you know what's gonna come next No fore play, no kiss, no caress. Upon mi shoulder a weh yuh gonna put your legs, we gonna have the best make-up s...
Serani
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We were sitting on the bus one day and there were 5 of us hanging out. There was only one beer left in the cooler and we actually all took a little cup and split it. It was a pathetic day in a rock and roll when five grown men have to be sitting there sharing a beer.
Zakk Wylde
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I had never, ever drunk beer in high school, and by the time I got to Tech we were having these parties out in the cotton fields and getting so drunk. I was the champion beer drinker; suddenly I was pouring it down my throat... Insane! Insane!
Bob Livingston
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Beer makes you feel the way you ought to feel without beer.
Henry Lawson
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Brewers enjoy working to make beer as much as drinking beer instead of working .
Harold Rudolph
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