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Im To Hot Joke Quotes & Sayings
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Last week I did a thing on the Grammys with a Top 10 list. There was a Lindsay Lohan joke about her stealing a Grammy Award. The next day, I got a call from a guy who said, 'Lindsay thought the joke was hilarious! She wants to be on your show!'. I said, 'Great!' I called publicity and said, 'Get the press release out immediately!' It went around the world. People said, 'Are you kidding me?! This will be fantastic! This will be like the Super Bowl'... and then Lindsay Lohan says none of this is happening.
David Letterman
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Dope like a crack addict, or a hop head. Spit it clear so you can hear, what I said. Pot head, hot head ni... that got dreads. Got bread stop red get hit with the hot lead.
Mac Dre
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Half naked ladies are hot and full dressed ladies are beautiful; HELL IS HOT AND HEAVEN IS BEAUTIFUL.The choice is yours... Have the best of the day...
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American-style iced tea is the perfect drink for a hot, sunny day. It's never really caught on in the UK, probably because the last time we had a hot, sunny day was back in 1957.
Tom Holt
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Tofu hot dogs are actually scarier than real hot dogs. It's like wanting the worst possible meat product without even the thrill of it actually being meat.
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I'm glad it's finally hot enough to complain about how hot it is.
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Most of the time, I grill over high heat. I like things to move fast. I like the sound and smell of a very hot fire. I gravitate towards dishes that you can get on and off the grill as quickly as possible. After a while, you'll know without thinking about it how hot the fire is.
Bobby Flay
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The weather here is gorgeous. It's mild and feels like it's in the eighties. The hot dog vendors got confused because of the weather and thought it was spring, so they accidentally changed the hot dog water in their carts.
David Letterman
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I'm in at Hot Wheel and I'm driving real fast and I'm smashing on the gas, I'm tryna do the dash. Hot Wheel...got 200 on the dash.
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Mi waan one a dem hot gal deh. Inna dem hot hair style deh.
Mad Cobra
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We must not only strike the iron while it is hot, we must strike it until it is hot.
Tom Sharpe
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Marriage is like a hot bath. Once you get used to it, its not so hot.
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Being a Hot Mom means being respected as a mom and a woman. And, the key to being a Hot Mom is having a sense of humor about yourself and all the crazy situations that arise.
Jami Gertz
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American-style iced tea is the perfect drink for a hot, sunny day. It's never really caught on in the UK, probably because the last time we had a hot, sunny day was back in 1957.
Tom Holt
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The two hot issues are the gay issue and the abortion issue. These are the two defining issues in the evangelical community these days. I'm sure that these hot buttons will be pushed, time and time again.
Tony Campolo
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The cat, having sat upon a hot stove lid, will not sit upon a hot stove lid again. But he won't sit upon a cold stove lid, either.
Mark Twain
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Desegregation is a joke.
Nina Simone
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A symphony is no joke.
Johannes Brahms
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A joke is a very serious thing.
Winston Churchill
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It's not a joke: I really do like being at home.
Karl Pilkington
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