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Independence Day Funny Quotes & Sayings
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Like almost everyone who uses e-mail, I receive a ton of spam every day. Much of it offers to help me get out of debt or get rich quick. It would be funny if it weren't so exciting.
Bill Gates
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After a day spent staring at a computer monitor, think of (a) book as a kind of screen saver for your brain
Joseph Campbell
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Im having one of those days where my middle finger is answering all my questions.
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Mothers are full of love and laughter, filling our hearts forever after. Mothers are always loving and dreaming, putting up with us and all of our scheming. Mothers are sweet smiles and happy faces, forgiving us of our troublesome disgraces. Mothers deserve this day of their own, to be queen of our heart and of her home. Happy Mother's Day!
Susan M Keenan
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MOTHERS DAY is about SHOWING APPRECIATION, not jus spending money. Its also a day of REMEMBERANCE for those who've lost their mothers.
Keri Hilson
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Mom, when I was a kid, you did so much to make sure I had the best life you could possibly give me. And even though I'm all grown up now, I know that no matter where I am, what's going on, or how old I get, I'll still always have your love. I hope you know you'll always have mine, too.
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I ain't saying the customer service in my bank is bad, but when I went in the other day and asked the clerk to check my balance...she leaned over and pushed me.
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I never leave a dog alone in a car on a hot day. I make sure it's with an elderly person holding a baby.
Dane Cook
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Roses are red, that much is true, but violets are purple, not fu..ing blue.
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People seem to think that life began with the achievement of personal independence.
Katharine Anthony
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Declaring independence was the most traumatic decision I had to live up to. Because I didn't want to do it.
Ian Smith
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A great step towards independence is good humored stomach
Seneca
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There is no dignity quite so impressive, and no one independence quite so important, as living within your means.
Calvin Coolidge
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Nature has never read the Declaration of Independence. It continues to make us unequal.
Will Durant
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To start with, for example this year, 2004, is the bicentennial of Haitian independence.
Edwidge Danticat
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The Declaration of Independence is a sacred part of American history.
Paul Gillmor
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Be strong enough to stand alone, smart enough to know when you need help, and brave enough to ask for it.
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You should learn to live for yourself not for others.
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Mickey Mouse is, to me, a symbol of independence. He was a means to an end.
Walt Disney
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He is the Cat that walks by himself, and all places are alike to him.
Rudyard Kipling
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