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Independence Day Funny Quotes & Sayings
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Let's celebrate our country's birthday with a lavish display of fireworks we can't afford because of our country's disastrous economy.
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I hope twenty minutes of watching fireworks is worth the three hours it takes to find parking to watch fireworks.
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Nothing comes easy in life. Even our freedom fighters had to struggle to win Independence. Let us promise to work hard to attain an America that is free from corruption and violence, even if we have to struggle for it. Happy 4th of July.
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May your July 4th fireworks cause less personal injury than your July 4th alcohol consumption.
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If you think Independence Day is Americas defining holiday, think again. Thanksgiving deserves that title, hands-down.
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Everyone just needs ONE day. One day to let go. A day to not worry. One day to be creative. A day to be sad, and a day to be happy. Everyone just needs one day to put that smile on their face and let their dreams come true. Its funny how one day can do so much.
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You have to love a nation that celebrates its Independence every July 4, not with a parade of guns, tanks, and soldiers who file by the White House in a show of strength and muscle, but with family picnics where kids throw Frisbees, the potato salad gets iffy, and the flies die from happiness. You may think you have overeaten, but it is patriotism.
Erma Bombeck
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Let's not think ourselves as totally independent- we're not. The Lord sustains us day by day. In many ways, we're needy as a newborn baby.
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As we celebrate our freedom, let us not forget to thank all those who have fought for the country to give us this day. Have a Glorious and Triumph-filled 4th of July.
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Let each one of us make a promise to ourselves that as long as we live, we will help America grow into a better nation with each passing day. Happy 4th of July to you.
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It is better to be in danger and be free, rather than to be safe and prisoned. Let this day, bring us closer to the real understanding of freedom. Have a lovely 4th of July.
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Let us together wish for a day when we will wake up in an America, where corruption is an alien concept. Now let us shake ourselves and work hard to achieve that. May you have a great 4th of July.
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Today, on the day of national glory, lets salute the courageous souls that went down for our Nation. America is proud of those souls. Happy 4th of July.
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It's funny how you go through the year day by day but nothing changes, then when you look back, everything's different.
Ritu Ghatourey
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Mickey Mouse is, to me, a symbol of independence. He was a means to an end.
Walt Disney
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Without moral and intellectual independence, there is no anchor for national independence.
David Ben-Gurion
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True independence and freedom can only exist in doing what's right.
Brigham Young
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Until women learn to want economic independence, and until they work out a way to get this independence without denying themselves the joys of love and motherhood, it seems to me feminism has no roots.
Crystal Eastman
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People have forgotten what 4th of July really is. Its the day we got the freedom we use everyday. Its not fireworks and parties. Thats just what makes it fun.
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Split it then I roll it then light it up like it's Independence Day.
Machine Gun Kelly
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