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Independence Day Funny Quotes & Sayings
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Independence I have long considered as the grand blessing of life, the basis of every virtue; and independence I will ever secure by contracting my wants, though I were to live on a barren heath.
Mary Wollstonecraft
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4th of July is a day to rejoice, be proud and salute all those brave warriors who fought for the freedom of our country. No amount of appreciation will be enough to describe their efforts. Have a great 4th of July.
Unknown
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Throughout the day no time for memorandums now. Go ahead! Liberty and independence forever.
Davy Crockett
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Let freedom never perish in your hands.
Joseph Addison
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Let freedom ring!
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Freedom is a gift, given to us by our freedom fighters. They sacrificed their whole lives so that we could live in a free country. Let their sacrifice not go in vain. Let us promise to continue to work towards making America a better country each day. Happy 4th of July to you.
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Its crazy because people expect you to be funny all the time and every day is not a funny day. I go to funerals and people are like 'tell a joke' and 'say one of your lines in a movie.' ITS A FUNERAL MAN!
Chris Tucker
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Valentine's day has gotten blown way out of proportion. Valentine's Day just used to be for your girlfriend or your wife but now everyone's like 'Oh, happy valentine's day!' I even got a Valentine's Day card from my grandmother. How ridiculous is that? We stopped having s.. years ago!
Greg Giraldo
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If you think Independence Day is America's defining holiday, think again. Thanksgiving deserves that title, hands-down.
Tony Snow
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Liberty is the breath of life to nations.
George Bernard Shaw
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On this auspicious day, our hearts bleed for the ones who fought hard to give us a 4th of July. They bleed in the colors of red, white and blue. May you have a Happy and Satisfied 4th of July.
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Happiness may be defined as good fortune joined to virtue, or a independence, or as a life that is both agreeable and secure
Aristotle
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The art of independence is not giving anyone the power to take anything away from you; whether it be materialistic or emotional!
Nishan Panwar
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Our founders got it right when they wrote in the Declaration of Independence that our rights come from nature and nature's God, not from government.
Paul Ryan
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Russia also declared its independence. This was approved by the Supreme Soviet, and you know and remember that there was the Declaration on the Independence of Russia.
Boris Yeltsin
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I was raised to do things for myself, survive on my own, do my own thing, with little or no help from others. It's not pride, it's independence.
Nishan Panwar
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Happy Valentine's Day! And if this is news to you, my guess is you're probably alone. Valentine's Day is often times a, well, it's a manufactured day that really doesn't mean anything.
Jon Stewart
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It is my living sentiment, and by the blessing of God it shall be my dying sentiment, independence now and independence forever.
Daniel Webster
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Healthy independence includes a healthy interdependence on people who care about us, where we help them and they help us.
Senora Roy
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Every year thousands of Americans mistakenly refer to Cinco de Mayo as Mexico's Independence Day.
Joe Baca
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