TOPIC
AUTHOR
Close
Search
Close
Search
Close
Search
Close
Search
EVENTS
MEMBERS
LOGIN
SIGN UP
Quotes
Topics
Pictures
Questions
Authors
Blog
About
Terms
Privacy
Sitemap
Get in Touch
Advertise
Removal Request
Subscribe
Contact Us
Social
Facebook
Instagram
Twitter
Pinterest
Close
Submit Quote
Latest Quotes
Browse our latest quotes
Topic List
Categorized list of quote topics
Famous Authors
Alphabetical list of influential authors
Picture Quotes
Custom and user added quotes with pictures
Quotes
Questions
Submit Quote
Israel Jokes Quotes & Sayings
Showing search results for "Israel Jokes" sorted by relevance. 500 matching entries found.
Related Topics
Israel
Jokes
Aggressive
Forgiveness
Sarcastic
Affection
Marketing
Sarcastic
Short
Funny
Jokes
Facebook Status
Funny Facebook Status
Facebook Status
Idgaf
Get Over It
Friends
Seriousness
Life
Show more
Timidity
Fear
Clever Facebook Status
Terrorism
Palestine
Success
God
Prayer
Friendship
Bush Administration
Promise
Lies
Clever Facebook Status
Being Fat
Fat Jokes
Race
Humor
Government
Drink
Enemies
Funny Facebook Status
Hoes
Funny
Nature
Silly
Social Change
The Daily Show
Falling In Love
Cute Love
QUOTES
Israel was not created in order to disappear - Israel will endure and flourish. It is the child of hope and the home of the brave. It can neither be broken by adversity nor demoralized by success. It carries the shield of democracy and it honors the sword of freedom.
John F Kennedy
12 Likes
Success quotes
Sponsored Links
Suppose the world were only one of God's jokes, would you work any the less to make it a good joke instead of a bad one?
George Bernard Shaw
354 Likes
Jokes quotes
The trouble with practical jokes is that very often they get elected.
Will Rogers
147 Likes
Jokes quotes
The problem with political jokes is they get elected.
Unknown
371 Likes
Jokes quotes
If you want anything done well, do it yourself. This is why most people laugh at their own jokes.
Bob Edwards
50 Likes
Jokes quotes
Sponsored Links
I don't want to govern the Palestinians. I don't want them as subjects of Israel or as citizens of Israel. I want them to have their own independent state but a demilitarized state.
Benjamin Netanyahu
3 Likes
And by the way, a piece of news, Israel is the one country in which everyone is pro-American, opposition and coalition alike. And I represent the entire people of Israel who say, 'Thank you, America.'' And we're friends of America, and we're the only reliable allies of America in the Middle East.
Benjamin Netanyahu
4 Likes
It is by vivacity and wit that man shines in company; but trite jokes and loud laughter reduce him to a buffoon.
Lord Chesterfield
18 Likes
Jokes quotes
New opinions often appear first as jokes and fancies, then as blasphemies and treason, then as questions open to discussion, and finally as established truths.
George Bernard Shaw
306 Likes
Jokes quotes
It would be a mistake to link anything that Israel does to a certain circumstance. And it is a mistake to feel comfortable in any circumstance just because Israel did not act on it.
Bashar Al-Assad
0 Likes
Sponsored Links
And if we are honest we have to make a distinction between a democratic Israel that wants to live in peace and the terrorists who want Israel wiped out. The Israelis were told to give up land for peace; they gave up the land, but got no peace.
J D Hayworth
0 Likes
Now the rest of the acts of Manasseh, and his prayer unto his God, and the words of the seers that spake to him in the name of the Lord God of Israel, behold, they are written in the book of the kings of Israel. (2 Chronicles 33:18)
Bible
7 Likes
God quotes
Prayer quotes
Israel may have the right to put others on trial, but certainly no one has the right to put the Jewish people and the State of Israel on trial.
Ariel Sharon
0 Likes
Our subconscious minds have no sense of humor, play no jokes and cannot tell the difference between reality and an imagined thought or image. What we continually think about eventually will manifest in our lives.
Robert Collier
169 Likes
Jokes quotes
They mustn't know my despair, I can't let them see the wounds which they have caused, I couldn't bear their sympathy and their kind-hearted jokes, it would only make me want to scream all the more. If I talk, everyone thinks I'm showing off; when I'm.
Anne Frank
35 Likes
Jokes quotes
Sponsored Links
Israel's capital will never again be a divided city, a city with a wall at its center, a city in which two flags fly. This city, will, in its entirety, absorb immigrants, welcome pilgrims and be the eternal capital of Israel forever.
Yitzhak Shamir
14 Likes
The Bush Administration's failure to be consistently involved in helping Israel achieve peace with the Palestinians has been both wrong for our friendship with Israel, as well as badly damaging to our standing in the Arab world.
Barack Obama
59 Likes
Friendship quotes
Bush Administration quotes
Jokes are always better than promises. Because jokes are half meant, while promises are half lies.
Unknown
52 Likes
Jokes quotes
Promise quotes
Lies quotes
One of the standing jokes of Congress is that the new Congressman always spends the first week wondering how he got there and the rest of the time wondering how the other members got there.
Unknown
13 Likes
Jokes quotes
My girlfriend hates when I make jokes about her weight. She needs to lighten up.
Nikhil Saluja
234 Likes
Clever Facebook Status quotes
Being Fat quotes
Fat Jokes quotes
1
2
3
4
5
6
7
...
25
TRENDING
TRENDING TOPICS
Apr 27
Anxiety
Being A Woman
Being The Other Woman
CHoices
Cute Boyfriend
Determination
Fulfillment
Gay
Getting Old
Greatness
Information
Kissing
Life
Love
Popularity
Shyness
Slavery
Starting Over
Team
Tyranny
ABOUT
Terms
Privacy Policy
Removal Request
Sitemap
Contact Us
OUR GOAL
Our goal is to help you by delivering amazing quotes to bring inspiration, personal growth, love and happiness to your everyday life.
© 2024 SearchQuotes™