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Israel Jokes Quotes & Sayings
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Different taste in jokes is a great strain on the affections.
George Eliot
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Cripple jokes are so mean, I can't stand them!
Unknown
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A difference of taste in jokes is a great strain on the affections.
TS Eliot
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A civil servant doesn't make jokes
Eugene Ionesco
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The best ideas come as jokes. Make your thinking as funny as possible.
David Ogilvy
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I'd rather laugh in bed than do it. If I went to a lady of the night, I'd probably pay her to tell me jokes. Would that be perverted?
Billy Joel
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To all those who said I couldn't make jokes about blind people...watch me.
Unknown
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I hate cripple jokes. I can't stand them.
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If my jokes offend you: 1. Im sorry. 2. It wont happen again. 3. 1 & 2 are lies. and 4. get over it.
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We will stand up for our friends in the world. And one of the most important friends is the State of Israel. My administration will be steadfast in support Israel against terrorism and violence, and in seeking the peace for which all Israelis pray.
George W Bush
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Mr. President, the reason I call it an apology tour is because you went to the Middle East, and you flew to Egypt and to Saudi Arabia and to Turkey and Iraq. And by the way, you skipped Israel, our closest friend in the region. And by the way, they noticed that you skipped Israel.
Mitt Romney
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You make jokes because you're afraid to take anything seriously, because if you take things seriously, they matter.
Unknown
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9/11 jokes aren't funny, they're just plane wrong.
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Family jokes, through rightly cursed by strangers, are the bond that keeps most families alive
Stella Benson
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Family jokes, through rightly cursed by strangers, are the bond that keeps most families alive.
Stella Benson
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A book does not make bad jokes, drink too much or eat more than you can afford to pay for.
Kenneth Turan
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Most jokes state a bitter truth
Larry Gelbart
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Most jokes state a bitter truth.
Larry Gelbart
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My jokes are in my head and I have a duplicate copy of my jokes in a lot of British comics' heads, where they are safe.
Emo Philips
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We plan to eliminate the state of Israel and establish a purely Palestinian state. We will make life unbearable for Jews by psychological warfare and population explosion. . . . We Palestinians will take over everything, including all of Jerusalem.
Yasser Arafat
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