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Jim Gaffigan Mcdonalds Somebodys Lying Quotes & Sayings
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Before lying to one who trusts you remember one of the difficult things to do is to build trust after it has been broken.
Anurag Prakash Ray
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Once the trust goes out of a relationship, it's really no fun lying to them anymore
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I tried for modelling work but it was a bit slow and that's when I took a part-time job at McDonalds. It gave me income while I was waiting for my big break and at the very least I could eat.
Sharon Stone
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Stuck in a generation where loyalty is just a tattoo, love is just a quote and lying is the new truth.
Mir Anas Hossain
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The way you treat others is a reflection of the way you treat yourself. In your case, you keep on lying to people, then you probably keep on lying to yourself too. It's sad because you end up believing the lies you tell yourself.
Adeelle S Judilla
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Dont cry me a river, cry me McDonalds fries.
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They say money can't buy happiness but you can buy pizza, cake, candy and Netflix, so they're lying.
Unknown
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The moment you feel like you have to prove your worth to someone who says they love you is the moment you know they have been lying to you.
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That awkward moment when you're actually telling the truth but you laugh during it, and everybody thinks you're lying :
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Just heard that Anthony Davis and Wayne Blackshear were named McDonalds All Americans. Congrats to my fellow Chicagoans! I played in the game in 2007..... Cant believe that was only a few years ago.
Derrick Rose
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The only difference between a dead skunk lying in the road and a dead lawyer lying in the road is that there are skid marks around the skunk.
Patrick Murray
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My report card always said, 'Jim finishes first and then disrupts the other students'.
Jim Carrey
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There was a time when people said, 'Jim, if you keep on making faces, your face will freeze like that.' Now they just say, 'Pay him!'
Jim Carrey
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Complaining about being fat but going to McDonalds anyway
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Nothing makes a man so virtuous as belief of the truth. A lying doctrine will soon beget a lying practice. A man cannot have an erroneous belief without by-and-by having an erroneous life. I believe the one thing naturally begets the other.
Charles Spurgeon
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I would rather be known as 'Jim Kolbe, the trade expert in Congress who happens to be gay,' rather than 'Jim Kolbe, gay congressman from Arizona.'
Jim Kolbe
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Dear McDonalds cashier, Don't give me that look, there's no age limit on a happy meal. Sincerely, Don't forget the toy.
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We're all very sensitive that Jim has the shortest history with the band. He wants to be somewhat of a free agent. I'm just going to let time dictate how Jim's future evolves.
Thurston Moore
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I try and tell her friends, but they as dumb as her, Burst of a feather, I see it makes it worse, I hit her up, I say wutup, she say the sky, I say what's good? She say McDonalds apple pies, I try and justisfy it, but she didn't get the lingo, But then I peep when she asleep, she date a bimbo.
Kid Cudi
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We wanted to do a sequel with Jim and Jeff. They said that the word was that Jim didn't want to do any sequels. We approached him and he said he would do it, but not until next year. New Line said it was too long to wait.
Bobby Farrelly
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