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Jim Gaffigan Mcdonalds Somebodys Lying Quotes & Sayings
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If you say you will do something, and you don't. You are lying to yourself only, And that's why I don't trust you.
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With my bestie after a good evening with a bunch old friends but stopping at mcdonalds about to crush some nugs and apple pie.
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Stop complaining about being single. We have bigger problems here. Like why McDonalds doesn't serve breakfast after 10:30.
Amit Verma
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America hasn't seen lazy yet, wait until McDonalds start delivering.
Jaylon Hillsman
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There used to be a time when the idea of heroes was important. People grew up sharing those myths and legends and ideals. Now they grow up sharing McDonalds and Disneyland.
Bob Dylan
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Got a chance to meet the McDonald's All Americans from Chicago at the game last night. I found out too that 8 out of 10 starters in this year's NBA All-Star game are former McDonalds All Americans.
Derrick Rose
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Good evening to anyone that knows McDonalds will sell you 1 chicken nugget at a time.
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Cheaters accuse you of cheating..liars accuse you of lying. insecure people make you feel insecure...pay attention to how people treat you, its a reflection of who they really are
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Rejection doesn't hurt, expectation does. Lying doesn't kill, denial does. Forgetting doesn't heal, forgiveness does.
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But the Bible speaks against it, and because the Bible speaks against it, we allow rampant sin including homos..uality and lying, and to me lying is just as b ad as homos..uality, and we've allowed this sin to run rampant in our nation.
Reggie White
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I don't know, examination I guess. And then they put the jump suit back on me again. I went through the compound - I remember somebody shouting, Jim don't let them break you.
Jim Bakker
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I'd say people that really inspired me at first were like, Dustin Hoffman, Jim Carrey...serious Jim Carrey though.
Logan Lerman
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What bothers me is that Jim Bakker lies. Jim Bakker knows for a fact that I was virgin.
Jessica Hahn
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We cover hamburgers, chicken, veggie burgers, salads, we've got a pretty broad range. To me, McDonald's isn't only about the food. It's about the prices, it's about the way we eat. Jim Cantalupo
Jim Cantalupo
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I can see the McDonalds right there. Wait, hold on, I didn't say fries! I'm seeing you talk and all I'm seeing is me being pissed I didn't get fries. And you have to remind them about ketchup because they never include ketchup, you have to ask for it. Cheapskates.
Jennifer Lawrence
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The problem, Jim, is that people who are really suffering from a medical condition wont receive the care they need because someone in this office is coming up with ridiculous stuff. Count Choculitis.Why did you write that down, Jim? Is it because you know I love Count Chocula?
Dwight Schrute
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Every time something happened in Mileys career, every time the train went off the track, if you will, Vanity Fair, pole-dancing, whatever scandal it washer people, or as they say in todays news, her handlers, every time theyd put me...Somebodys shooting at Miley! Put the old man up there! Well, I took it, because Im her daddy, and thats what daddies do. Okay, nail me to the cross, Ill take it...All those people around, they used me every time. It became so obvious that, man, no matter what happens, theyre going to put you up there and let you take the bullet.
Billy Ray Cyrus
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When I come to work each day, whether as a commentator for TheStreet.com or a host of Mad Money With Jim Cramer, I have only one thought in mind: helping people with their money.
Jim Cramer
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The other day for some reason we were watching the audition footage from The Cable Guy. We met during those auditions. It's on tape. He's not on tape, it's just me doing my audition. He's reading the Jim Carrey part and you can hear his voice. He's talking in a very Jim Carrey sort of way.
Leslie Mann
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The folks celebrating Jim Bunning are seeing him as an anti-government, anti-spending activist. But to embrace Jim Bunning is to embrace a strange record, if you really are a libertarian, if you really are a deficit hawk, if you really care about spending and responsibility.
Rachel Maddow
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