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That awkward moment when you pose nude for your art teacher and you flunk the course.
Unknown
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I think repeating yourself is a sign of old age, telling the same joke again and again. Especially if they're jokes that don't make people laugh.
Simon Le Bon
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Perhaps our Irish friends should not so completely turn their backs on their historical dishes, no matter how many jokes they might have to endure.
Nick Clooney
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When the girlfriend and I get in an argument, I begin to believe in flying saucers...and plates, pots, mugs...
Robert Paul
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I remember, growing up, if something big, God forbid. happened, the first jokes you heard on the subject came out of Jersey.
Oscar Nunez
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When I told my doctor I couldn't afford an operation, he offered to touch-up my X-rays.
Henry Youngman
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Have you heard about the Irishman who reversed into a car boot sale and sold the engine?
Frank Carson
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I was on a game show. When I lost, they gave me a lovely parting gift. It was a comb.
Scott Roeben
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The Grand Old Duke of York He had ten thousand men. His case comes up next week.
Spike Milligan
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The only thing worse than it raining after you wash your car... Is having to poop as soon as you get out of the shower.
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Roger Ebert has had his right thumb trademarked. Now the police will actually have to pay him if he ever has to give a thumbprint.
Andy Waits
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I made a killing in the stock market. My broker lost all my money, so I killed him.
Jim Loy
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Ways to die: steal my food, touch me, look through my phone.
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A loyal friend laughs at your jokes when they're not so good, and sympathizes with your problems when they're not so bad.
Arnold H Glasgow
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i know you think you broke my heart, but I saw your game right from the start, I knew it well and played it too, so laugh it up the jokes on you.
Katie Johnson
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When you are in a room and your job is to write jokes 10 hours a day, your mind starts going to strange places.
Seth MacFarlane
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I stepped on a cornflake this morning...I'm a cereal killer now!
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Whoever stole my copy of Microsoft Office...I will find you. You have my Word.
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So many people have no sense of humor, whatsoever! Everyone knows that it is my job to tell the jokes, that's what I do...so if you have thin skin, then I guess we won't be hanging out.
Kathy Griffin
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Wanna play a joke on your chiropractor? The next time he starts working on you, go limp and soil yourself.
Mike Wilmot
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