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Jokes For Turning 55 Quotes & Sayings
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Zac Efron is like a brother who's just goofy and crazy. He plays a lot of practical jokes.
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Yeah, I know I'm ugly...I said to a bartender, 'Make me a zombie.' He said 'God beat me to it.'
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I write for Reader's Digest. It's not hard. All you do is copy out an article and mail it in again.
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Simba was walking too slow, so I told him to Mufasa.
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My neighbour asked if he could use my lawnmower and I told him of course he could, so long as he didn't take it out of my garden.
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Love is a durable fire in the mind ever burning; never sick, never old, never dead from itself never turning.
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I become a waterwheel, turning and tasting you, as long as water moves.
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We bring together the best ideas - turning the meetings of our top managers into intellectual orgies.
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And you know, I've had great fun turning quite a lot of different industries on their head and making sure those industries will never be the same again, because Virgin went in and took them on.
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But true love is a durable fire, in the mind ever burning. Never sick, never old, never dead. From itself never turning.
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Speed kills colour... the gyroscope, when turning at full speed, shows up gray.
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Turning your back on your problems doesn't solve them, it only delays them.
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The world is not growing worse and it is not growing better -- it is just turning around as usual.
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Emotion turning back on itself, and not leading on to thought or action, is the element of madness
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I'm turning Pink Friday to Friday the 13th.
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Most of us came out of Popeye, so turning Popeye into something believable was tricky enough.
Gil Kane
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Museums are tombs, and it looks like everything is turning into a museum.
Robert Smithson
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I readily admit I was not an expert on foreign policy but I was knowledgeable and I didn't need a man who was the Vice President of the United States and my opponent turning around and putting me down.
Geraldine Ferraro
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That's one part of this industry that you really have to get used to, the idea of turning a blind eye to pretty much everything. You just live in a bubble. People are going to talk about you, and make things up. If you're fazed by it, you'll go insane.
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