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Joseph Heller Do The Chicken Quotes & Sayings
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Destiny is a good thing to accept when it's going your way. When it isn't, don't call it destiny; call it injustice, treachery, or simple bad luck.
Joseph Heller
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Success and failure are both difficult to endure. Along with success come drugs, divorce, fornication, bullying, travel, meditation, medication, depression, neurosis and suicide. With failure comes failure.
Joseph Heller
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Turkey, unlike chicken, has very elegant characteristics. It has more of a cache than chicken. Turkey is a delicacy, so it should be presented in such a way.
Todd English
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Son, in politics you've got to learn that overnight chicken shit can turn to chicken salad.
Lyndon B Johnson
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Sometimes we used to eat once a day... chicken backs. You could buy four chicken backs for a quarter.
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I grew up on a farm. I have seen animals having s.. in every position imaginable. Goat on chicken. Chicken on goat. Couple of chickens doing a goat, couple of pigs watching.
Dwight Schrute
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It's like having chicken put on the table with salt and pepper.. then somebody takes away the chicken and then you're left with salt and pepper.
The Situation
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There was only one catch and that was Catch-22. Orr would be crazy to fly more missions and sane if he didn't, but if he was sane he had to fly them. If he flew them he was crazy and didn't have to; but if he didn't want to he was sane and had to.
Joseph Heller
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I put on a lot of weight...I put on about 20 pounds at one point. It was purely eating, eating, eating, working out and working out, trying to sleep as much as you can...that's the other third of the equation. The eating was the biggest thing; since stopping shooting I probably work out the same but don't eat as much, and I've probably lost 15 pounds or something. Chicken breasts and protein shakes, boiled chicken, clean meats, the right carbs. Sickly stuff.
Chris Hemsworth
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Never ignore a gut feeling, but never believe that it's enough.
Robert Heller
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Effective management always means asking the right question.
Robert Heller
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If I am confirmed, I will commit to show Heller and the principles articulated in it the full measure of respect that is due to all constitution decisions of the court.
Elena Kagan
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Technology is like a fish. The longer it stays on the shelf, the less desirable it becomes.
Andrew Heller
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The difference between management and administration (which is what bureaucrats used to do exclusively) is the difference between choice and rigidity.
Robert Heller
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Misery is when grown-ups don't realize how miserable kids can feel.
Suzanne Heller
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Misery is when you make your bed and then your mother tells you it's the day she's changing the sheets.
Suzanne Heller
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Fear is excitement without breath.
Robert Heller
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My God, he looks like he's beating a chicken.
Byron Nelson
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They call me the juice the no chicken lover
Juicy J
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I'm not too into fast food, but you know if I was, it would be chicken.
Giancarlo Esposito
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