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Khalifa Status Quotes & Sayings
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Not to name names, but I know some of you update your status from your phone so it appears like you actually left the house. -Sent from my iPhone
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Behind every great woman, there is a guy looking at her ass.
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I refuse to go bungee jumping, I came into this world because of a broken rubber, I'm not leaving because of one.
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Posting lyrics on your status hoping that one person will read them and take the hint...
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I read something the other day that made me piss myself. It was a sign that said: 'Bathroom closed.'
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In a few years priests will say, 'You may now change your relationship status to husband and wife.'
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The Energizer Bunny got arrested. He was charged with battery.
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Rubix cubes are EASY....when you're color blind.
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When your girlfriend has Taylor Swift lyrics as her status. Either you've done something very right or very wrong.
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May you live to be as old as the number of Instagram pictures you took of your birthday cake.
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I don't want to hear you complain about the heat unless you are planning to take off all your clothes.
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Bureaucracy defends the status quo long past the time when the quo has lost its status.
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I forgot Rihanna's ex-boyfriend's name...Then it hit me...
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Dear middle finger, thank you for sticking up for me.
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Google+ is the gym of social networking: We all join, but nobody actually uses it.
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That awkward moment when Pinocchio and Voldemort meet.
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I really hope that Jessica Biel names her first child 'Batmo.'
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I bet the NSA stopped monitoring your phone records after seeing they were all drunk dials to exes at 4 a.m.
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I never get jealous when I see my ex with someone else, because my parents always taught me to give my used toys to the less fortunate.
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Don't ever forget the 'L' if you ever Google, 'Grandfather Clock.'
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