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Lay Down With Dog Quotes & Sayings
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Name: Loc Dog, baby. Height: Six-deuce! Age: 19. Father's name: mmm... I dunno. s..: hell yeah, ni...! Salary desired: 3 million dollars! Cash! -Loc Dog
Dont Be A Menace
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Revenge is often like biting a dog because the dog bit you.
Austin O'Malley
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Living with a dog is easy, like living with an idealist.
HL Mencken
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The First Noel, the Angels did say .Was to certain poor shepherds in fields as they lay. In fields where they lay keeping their sheep. On a cold winter's night that was so deep. Noel, Noel, Noel, Noel Born is the King of Israel!
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Cops came around to my house today, told me that my dog was chasing someone on a bike, I told them to bugger off, my dog does not own a bike!
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If a dog doesn't put you first where are you both? In what relation? A dog needs God. It lives by your glances, your wishes. It even shares your humor. This happens about the fifth year. If it doesn't happen you are only keeping an animal.
Enid Bagnold
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He is your friend, your partner, your defender, your dog. You are his life, his love, his leader. He will be yours, faithful and true, to the last beat of his heart. You owe it to him to be worthy of such devotion.
Unknown
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You can trust your dog to guard your house but never trust your dog to guard your sandwich.
Hussein Nishah
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I love my dog and I love venting to my dog. He can't say any smart a.. comments back, he won't repeat anything, and he won't judge me.
Unknown
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The weather here is gorgeous. It's mild and feels like it's in the eighties. The hot dog vendors got confused because of the weather and thought it was spring, so they accidentally changed the hot dog water in their carts.
David Letterman
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The remedy for thirst? It is the opposite of the one for a dog bite: run always after a dog, he'll never bite you; drink always before thirst, and it will never overtake you.
Francois Rabelais
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No matter how little money and how few possessions you own, having a dog makes you rich.
Louis Sabin
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The greatest pleasure of a dog is that you may make a fool of yourself with him and not only will he not scold you but he will make a fool of himself too.
Samuel Butler
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The great pleasure of a dog is that you may make a fool of yourself with him and not only will he not scold you, but he will make a fool of himself too.
Samuel Butler
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I grab a dog. I choke him and I kick the shit out of him. All day long got my foot up a dog's ass. Just bang, bang, bang up his ass. That's my pleasure. -Mr. Jones
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A drunken man was dreaming that he died and reincarnated on earth as a chicken. He became heavy and tried to lay an egg! He pushed and pushed and laid the 1st egg, then the 2nd. He was pushing to lay a 3rd egg when his wife screamed ''James! You're shitting on the bed!"
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Its not the size of the dog in the fight, its the size of the fight in the dog.
Mark Twain
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A blind bloke walks into a shop with a guide dog. He picks the Dog up and starts swinging it around his head. Alarmed, a shop assistant calls out: 'Can I help, sir?' 'No thanks,' says the blind bloke. 'Just looking.'
Tommy Cooper
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A blind bloke walks into a shop with a guide dog. He picks the Dog up and starts swinging it around his head. Alarmed, a shop assistant calls out: 'Can I help, sir?' 'No thanks,' says the blind bloke. 'Just looking.'
Tommy Cooper
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Miss Lippy, the part of the story I don't like, is that the boy stops looking for his dog after an hour. He just sits on his porch like a goon, he didn't put up posters or anything. That boy's gotta think...You got a pet, you got a responsibility! You can't just look for an hour and call it quits. So you get your a.. out there and you find that fu..in' dog!
Billy Madison
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