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Leaving Work Jokes Quotes & Sayings
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People joked that Forster became more renowned with every book he did not write.
Paul Gray
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If you were on the phone with me and Tommy right now, we would probably forget you were there, we'd just be cracking jokes. It's like Beavis and Butthead.
Nikki Sixx
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Happy April 1st everyone! May your day be filled with obnoxious practical jokes.
Unknown
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The aim of a joke is not to degrade the human being, but to remind him that he is already degraded
George Orwell
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I miss my friends, the fun we usually have in class, the jokes, the gossips but not the studying part.
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I lost my coat, hopefully someone didn't jacket.
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Soon I learned that the worse the puns and jokes, the funnier they could be, if you knew how to deliver them.
John Lasseter
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I'm positive I lost an electron, I better keep an ion that.
Unknown
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When I was 14, I thought I was the coolest kid in school because I told everyone the jokes in FHM.
Megan Fox
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Remembering inside jokes that you and your best friend used to have, then you remember you dont talk anymore...
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Im sorry I mistook all our laugh, sweet texts and jokes as you caring. I'll think twice before I waste my time again. But its over now.
Unknown
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I used to have Mad Cow's disease, but I'm alright Nooooooooow.
Billy Connolly
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Foot: A special device for finding furniture in the dark.
Unknown
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I slept like a log last night. I woke up in the fireplace.
Tommy Cooper
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When I wake up from the few hours of sleep I do get, I'm getting him ready for the babysitter's house, I'm off to work providing for him, working for him. Then I'm coming home from work exhausted, I'm bathing him, feeding him dinner, playing with him, trying to get him to bed. It's just repetitive work constantly.
Bristol Palin
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It often happens that when a person possesses a particular ability to an extraordinary degree, nature makes up for it by leaving him or her incompetent in every other department.
Robert Shea
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I'm a catalyst for change. You can't be an outsider and be successful over 30 years without leaving a certain amount of scar tissue around the place.
Rupert Murdoch
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I always liked the story of Noah's Ark and the idea of starting anew by rescuing the things you like and leaving the rest behind.
Zach Braff
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If we keep on ignoring and leaving children to their own devices at home, they become latchkey kids, and trust me, the consequences of that are not good.
Eric Braeden
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Getting married at 22 sounds a lot like leaving a party at 9:30pm.
Unknown
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