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Lies Joke Quotes & Sayings
Showing search results for "Lies Joke" sorted by relevance. 500 matching entries found.
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I started a joke, which started the whole world crying. But I didn't see that the joke was on me.
The Bee Gees
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Lies will always spin out of control; little lies will gradually become big ones.
Kemmy Nola
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What lies behind us, and what lies before us are tiny matters compared to what lies within us.
Ralph Waldo Emerson
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What lies behind us and what lies before us are tiny matters compared to what lies within us
Ralph Waldo Emerson
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what lies behind us and what lies before us are tiny matterss compared to what lies within us
Ralph Waldo Emerson
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Americans detest all lies except lies spoken in public or printed lies.
Edward W Howe
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What lies behind you and what lies in front of you, pales in comparison to what lies inside of you.
Ralph Waldo Emerson
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Because Buffy really has become the straight man, every once in a while it's nice to be the one that tells the joke and it's nice to be the one that is the joke and it's nice to do something that's a little bit different.
Sarah Michelle Gellar
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Im in the paper every single week that I had a fight with my ex-husband, or that I was mad at one of his girlfriends, or that Im pregnant, or that I demand Fiji water. Lies upon lies upon lies.
Kimora Lee Simmons
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There are three kinds of lies: lies, damned lies, and statistics.
Benjamin Disraeli
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After you do a joke a few times, you have material that you know works. Although sometimes I have a joke that has worked a bunch of times and then one night it'll flop. And that's when I really take a hard look at myself and say: 'Well, that crowd is obviously wrong. That crowd has absolutely no idea what it's talking about.'
Aziz Ansari
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There are lies, damned lies and statistics.
Mark Twain
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There are lies, damned lies and statistics.
Mark Twain
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My joke, which isn't really a joke, is that there will be one of two tours: the tour for the album that does well, or the tour for the album that stiffs.
Richard Marx
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The Irish gave the bagpipes to the Scotts as a joke, but the Scotts haven't seen the joke yet.
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s.. is full of lies. The body tries to tell the truth. But, it's usually too battered with rules to be heard, and bound with pretenses so it can hardly move. We cripple ourselves with lies.
Jim Morrison
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s.. is full of lies. The body tries to tell the truth. But, it's usually too battered with rules to be heard, and bound with pretenses so it can hardly move. We cripple ourselves with lies.
Jim Morrison
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There is always a multitude of reasons both in favor of doing a thing and against doing it. The art of debate lies in presenting them; the art of life lies in neglecting ninety-nine hundredths of them.
Mark Rutherford
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s.. is full of lies. The body tries to tell the truth. But, it's usually too battered with rules to be heard, and bound with pretenses so it can hardly move. We cripple ourselves with lies.
Jim Morrison
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I know I'll never trust a thing you say, you knew your lies would divide us but you lied anyway, and all your lies have got you floating up above us all but what goes up has got to fall.
Limp Bizkit
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